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 Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:35 am
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:22 am
::gates in, muttering to himself::
Rassa-frassin' droids, mechas, robots, automatons...
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 6:42 pm
::skips in, followed by a dirge of rats::
I've got my mind
seeeeeet on you
I've got my mind
seeeeeeet on you
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:05 pm
Now.
::paces in front of the line up of rats::
Which of you were stationed at Sionis Cosmetics?
::three mice covered in blue eyeshadow and lipstick step forward::
Ah, Dolly, Cyndi and Liza. And what do you have to report?
::listens to the chattering and squeaks of the rats::
So, nothing unusual. Yet. Very good. You can head on back to your posts.
::gives them each affectionate head petties before they dance off::
The rest of you girls, go ahead and scatter to your regular places.
::most of the rats skitter off, except for Rufus the vampire rat, who as usual looks dejected::
Damn it, Rufus! What is wrong with you?
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:13 pm
Ugh. Really? Do we truly need to hire the services of a fine exterminator? This may surprise you, sir, but most humans consider rats to be a disgusting form of vermin.
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:15 pm
What are you talking about? They're volunteer test subjects!
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:17 pm
*fleeeeeeeeeeeeeezes in*
Razzafrazza elusive Santa Claus.
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:18 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:19 pm
Oh, very cute. But didn't you know? If you can put "cruelty free" on your make up? People will pay up to double for it. More money and less time and effort wasted on testing? Yes please 4laugh
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:22 pm
Yes. Do you know where he is? The North Pole has far less candy cane-adorned architecture than your literature purports.
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:23 pm
::shrugs::
I just keep an eye on things. It's what I do.
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:23 pm
You're looking for Santa?
Is this like the greed-induced version of trying to find Jesus?
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:24 pm
Ahhh, yes. There wouldn't be any laws against illegal surveillance in a place known for a lack of laws, hmm?
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:25 pm
::shrugs again::
I currently have an...employer...who is interested in the things I see.
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:30 pm
...Yes? A fat man who indiscriminately gives people things sounds like my kind of guy.
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