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 Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:47 am
*makes his way into the bistro with a bucket and is whistling the joker tune from Batman TAS*
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:52 am
♪♫♪♫♬ ♫♫ ♪ ♪♪ ♫ ♬♬♬ ♪♪♪ ♫ ♬♬♬ ♪♪♫♬ ♫♫ ♪
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:53 am
Hello Hartley. *grins as he sees piper*
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:54 am
Hello, Joe, whaddaya know?
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:56 am
It's not so much what I know, but it's what I've been hearing lately.
And what I'm hearing is that the Bat has been seen around these parts.
*his grin widens*
Tell me Piper...is it true?
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:58 am
It's a good question, but it's got a trick answer. You sure you want to hear it? It involves interpretive dance.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:59 am
*takes out his massive revolver*
I would suggest you simply answer the question.
*cocks back the hammer and blows out Hartley's knee cap*
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:01 am
Hm, no. You didn't ask nicely.
::cuts off the Joker's head with a scimitar no one else could see until now::
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:07 am
*a maniacal laughter can be heard as the joker walks in and picks up the dismembered head*Now that is too funny.
*continues laughing even as he picks up the bucket and dumps along the bar decapitated hats with their little heads painted black. he looks back to hartley and grins*
I am liking the new style of yours Piper. Two thumbs up from the Clown Prince of Crime.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:12 am
::discards the bulletproof kneepads and stores the scimitar back in hammerspace::
I've gotten tired of being pushed around. If you want the information, I'm more than happy to give, but fair warning that it's complicated and, in some ways, absurd.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:16 am
*rubs his chin thoughtfully*
Well I've never been one to halt another's descent into madness, so show me what you got big boy.
*Joker hops up on a barstool and spins around several times and finally stops and bats his eyes waiting for Hartley's dance*
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:23 am
Well, Batman wasn't Batman, he was Loki.
::smacks the jukebox, which starts playing (INSERT ANY LADY GAGA SONG HERE)::
He was disguised as Batman because your Ex, who knew he was Loki, did something with her "hetero life partner" Ivy involving purple lantern rings that for reasons as of yet unexplained involved breaking into my hideout, ganking my stuff and screwing with my chromosomes.
::hoofs a two-step and throws some glitter::
All of this was apparently a convoluted Xanatos gambit involving not-quite-killing my friend the Flash, Daleks, your fingerprints and WWII-era explosives for no apparent gain.
::takes a bow::
So the answer is: No, "original flavor" Batman is not back. However, if you want the Boy Wonder All Grown Up version, or Batman-With-A-Womb, we've got those flavors available.
The story of how I got my chormosomes resorted back is a harrowing and very interesting one, but I've run out of glitter and Queen's "Stone Cold Crazy" isn't on the jukebox, so I can't dance that one for you.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:30 am
*the smile slowly leaves the joker's face and he hands some quarters to Hartley*Here you go...
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:33 am
No charge. Just keep me in mind for your future information needs.
There's no way he's staying away forever, you know. Not here.
::sits back down at a booth in the shadows and plays a quiet tune::
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:38 am
That's why I'm still hanging around here. It's just not as much fun in Gotham without him.
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