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 Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:42 pm
*stands to his full height and catches Enceladus's negaspirit in one hand*
DISGUSTING! At least my confusion is gone. For your grave insult Heart Warrior...I shall destroy all oil in the Nexus! YOU WILL BE DRY AND CHAPPED FOREVER!
*heaves the negaspirit into the kitchen which begins destroying all the containers with oil in them....olive, canola, sunflower, etc AND ETC!!!!!!!!!!!!*
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:43 pm
That melancholy feeling.....is gone!
::Rainbows sparkle in the background::
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:44 pm
Chris Powell *stands to his full height and catches Enceladus's negaspirit in one hand*
DISGUSTING! At least my confusion is gone. For your grave insult Heart Warrior...I shall destroy all oil in the Nexus! YOU WILL BE DRY AND CHAPPED FOREVER!
*heaves the negaspirit into the kitchen which begins destroying all the containers with oil in them....olive, canola, sunflower, etc AND ETC!!!!!!!!!!!!* FIEND! *charges into the kitchen and open warfare is heard from within* HELP! SOMEONE STOP THE OIL FIEND!
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:46 pm
::pulls the mask off of his face::
Born of a future era...
Master of the waves of time...
Future Scientific Love Love Warrior Querl!
I have seen the future...and YOU ARE NOT IN IT!
::points at Enceladus::
Vile villain of villainy! Your torment against peace, love, understanding and respect ends today! You will be...PLURed!
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:48 pm
*leaps behind the bar and begins to raid Remy's stash of exotic foreign baby oils*
Down the sink you go!
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:50 pm
BOOM!
*a hole explodes in the wall and the negaspirit lays defeated on the floor (hey don't ask how a negaspirit got knocked THRU a wall dammit)*
*Achilles steps thru the wall, pointing at the negaspirit with one hand and holding the final bottle of sesame seed oil in his hand* -- because you know, Achilles would NEVER use virgin oil*
VICTORY!
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:51 pm
Chris Powell *leaps behind the bar and begins to raid Remy's stash of exotic foreign baby oils*
Down the sink you go! *to Querl* STOP HIM! HE'S GONE MAD!!
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:52 pm
*pours the last of Remy's secret baby oil stash down the drain*
Bwahahahaha! Better make it last, Love Fool.
*rockets out of the Bistro at high speed*
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:53 pm
Oh, sure. Leave me alone with these headcases.
*takes another drag off his cigarette, relaxing in the booth*
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:53 pm
eek
*bottom lip quivers*
gonk 's!
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:54 pm
*blinks*
PLURed? What is that? I... want it.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:54 pm
::collapses from the exhaustion of a day of swinging both ways (good and evil)::
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:55 pm
Querl Dox ::collapses from the exhaustion of a day of swinging both ways (good and evil):: *raises a finger to question this statement but too late...Querl had already explained it*
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:02 pm
Agent Orange Larfleeze *blinks*
PLURed? What is that? I... want it. *turns S-L-O-W-L-Y around* You...YOU MUST HAVE OIL! You have everything else!
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:06 pm
What would I want with oil!? It's useless! Only decaying love can provide me sustenance. Yours should do nicely...
*redirects the negaspirits toward Achilles*
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