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xXSabrina_Alexinia_BerkXx
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 Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:52 pm
Men rules Revisited.
1. I watch WWE You watch Soap Operas. Don't complain when I'm watching mine if it's the same storyline.
2. Don't give me directions. Don't suggest we go-. Let me realise I'm lost and pull over and ask.
3. Men can oogle. We look to see how beautiful our wives are. Women can not. They look to find a better mate.
4. Jealousy is our way of saying "I'm insecure about how you feel about me, and looking at other men isn't helping me with this problem."
5. If you understand we put on a manly act, why do you still complain?
6. Women are just as strong physically as men. Men don't have to work at it up to a point. Women do. Now get down from the chair and kill the spider yourself.
7. one remote is enough. We buy 6 to 7 of them to confuse you. Then we tell the story to our buddys to see if they can top it. This game is call "Wheres the D@$# Remote!" And the only way to win is to see which of our wives looks in the weirdest places. So far Bob has the high score. His wife looked in the engine of her camaro.
8.Our way is not always the right way. We know we're wrong and say it under our breath. But we'll be d43ned if were gonna let you figure that out.
9. "I don't feel like talking right now" is an acceptable thing to say. Which is nusually followed by the phrase "You never feel like talking you useless man!"
10. We do not concede to let you decorate the house. We beg and say no only to be bitched out and ignored, thereby allowing us every right in the world to gripe about it.
11. Don't say "It's fine!" to us when were fixing stuff. The more you annoy us when were checking up on things. the more likely we are to make SURE it screws up when you use it. That way we can blame it on you.
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:05 am
Another Set of My OWN Personal Rules
12. If I'm down for a nap, or resting. Don't poke the bear.
13. Don't poke me if I don't like it.
14. Biting is fine. But trying to DEVOUR ME!? That's not cool.
15. I was always taught. "If something scares you, run away!" But you're just to cute.
16. Your MINE!!! and I'm YOURS!! We belong to each other.....I am your pillow, while you are my blanket.
17. I shouldn't have to buy expensive things. If I get you something you want, other than a 82K Dimond necklace, with an 800 gold ring on it.......well that's just to damn bad!!
18. If I'm depressed and I want to talk about it I will, if not.....tough s**t.
19. I have a baby sister. The moment you say anything bad....sorry but YOU'RE sleeping on the couch tonight honey.
20. I have really bad morning breath, sorry to say. But the moment I see you doing anything that looks grosser than my breath. Please don't complain about my breath.
21. I will buy you chocolate.....but only to see you jump around all hyped up on sugar.....and I come set with a laser pointer for added fun.
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:47 am
chouthenekoarmyveteran Rules Guys Wished Women Knew 1. If you think your fat, you probably are. Don't ask us! 2. Learn how to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. 3. Women wearing wonder bras and low cut blouses lose their right to complain about men staring. 4. You have too many shoes. 5. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 6. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. 7. Anything said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissable in a current argument. 8. If you don't dress like a Victoria's Secret Girl then don't expect us to act like a Soap Opera Guy. 9. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.10. If something can be interpreted two ways and one of those ways makes you sad, then we meant it the other way. 11. Let us oogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? Christopher Columbus did need directions. He was looking for India and found the Caribbean islands. He didn't even discover America. Just a little off, don'cha think?
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:20 am
=D Ume!.......*is ditched*......D= Nevermind....
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:33 am
Sorry. I had to take a shower.
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:40 am
chouthenekoarmyveteran Rules Guys Wished Women Knew 1. If you think your fat, you probably are. Don't ask us! Sorry, the correct answer is "I love you just the way you are!"2. Learn how to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. lol Learn how to take care of others besides yourself, it's common curtesy 3. Women wearing wonder bras and low cut blouses lose their right to complain about men staring. Agreed, so do men wearing spandex4. You have too many shoes. I currently have two pair--how many do YOU have? XD 5. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. Agreed6. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. WHAT?!? Like H@LL it is! Speaking as one who's had to pee in more cups than she can remember (EIGHT pregnancies, 4 full term) That's BULL -- If you miss--CLEAN IT UP.7. Anything said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissable in a current argument. lol NICE TRY.8. If you don't dress like a Victoria's Secret Girl then don't expect us to act like a Soap Opera Guy. If you don't romance us like a soap opera guy--why exactly should we dress like a Victoria Secret model?? I'd think you might be a little worried about why exactly we have all those intimates--if you didn't give 'em to us....9. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we. That's what the Good Lord gave us Mapquest for!10. If something can be interpreted two ways and one of those ways makes you sad, then we meant it the other way. The truth is sometimes painful, but if it's not out in the open, how can we work through it?11. Let us oogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? The word is ogle hon--and NO. Unfaithfulness begins with the eyes. There's no such thing as accidentally falling in love--it begins with seeking to fill one's loneliness--and if you're in a relationship, then ALL those needs must be met in your mate. That's why parents who are honest and not in denial, don't want their children IN serious relationships...because those types of feelings need to be put off until marriage--when it is POSSIBLE to have ALL needs met, physical, emotional and psychologically.
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:42 am
Umexchan chouthenekoarmyveteran Rules Guys Wished Women Knew 1. If you think your fat, you probably are. Don't ask us! 2. Learn how to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. 3. Women wearing wonder bras and low cut blouses lose their right to complain about men staring. 4. You have too many shoes. 5. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 6. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. 7. Anything said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissable in a current argument. 8. If you don't dress like a Victoria's Secret Girl then don't expect us to act like a Soap Opera Guy. 9. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.10. If something can be interpreted two ways and one of those ways makes you sad, then we meant it the other way. 11. Let us oogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? Christopher Columbus did need directions. He was looking for India and found the Caribbean islands. He didn't even discover America. Just a little off, don'cha think? SO true!! Goot Mornink beautiful!
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:43 am
whee I love you Mother Aileeya. Good morning to you too.
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:49 am
Umexchan Sorry. I had to take a shower. S'all good. Morning Ume! I stayed up all night!! =D
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:51 am
Aileeya Umexchan chouthenekoarmyveteran Rules Guys Wished Women Knew 1. If you think your fat, you probably are. Don't ask us! 2. Learn how to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. 3. Women wearing wonder bras and low cut blouses lose their right to complain about men staring. 4. You have too many shoes. 5. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 6. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. 7. Anything said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissable in a current argument. 8. If you don't dress like a Victoria's Secret Girl then don't expect us to act like a Soap Opera Guy. 9. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.10. If something can be interpreted two ways and one of those ways makes you sad, then we meant it the other way. 11. Let us oogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? Christopher Columbus did need directions. He was looking for India and found the Caribbean islands. He didn't even discover America. Just a little off, don'cha think? SO true!! Goot Mornink beautiful! But that's what you say to ME in the morning!! Ume stolededed mah moma!! gonk
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:53 am
AshoftheMidnightRose Umexchan Sorry. I had to take a shower. S'all good. Morning Ume! I stayed up all night!! =D You're gonna be tiiiiiiired! And yes, I stole your momma. She's my momma now! lol Anyway, I gotta continue on the path towards schooldom. I'll be back on this afternoon. Toodles and have a wunderbar day!
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:26 am
AshoftheMidnightRose gonk But that's what you say to ME in the morning!! Ume stolededed mah moma!! gonk Awwww not at all dear--I kidnapped Ume--meet your NEW big sis! *Huggles all around*
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:53 am
Aileeya AshoftheMidnightRose gonk But that's what you say to ME in the morning!! Ume stolededed mah moma!! gonk Awwww not at all dear--I kidnapped Ume--meet your NEW big sis! *Huggles all around* Oh.....*joins* whee But most of my friends already want to be part of our family.
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:44 pm
*A single skull falls onto the floor*
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:07 pm
-Comes into the room and leans against the wall, looking at the skull curiously-
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