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Rules Guys Wished Women Knew
1. If you think your fat, you probably are. Don't ask us!
2. Learn how to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
3. Women wearing wonder bras and low cut blouses lose their right to complain about men staring.
4. You have too many shoes.
5. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
6. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
7. Anything said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissable in a current argument.
8. If you don't dress like a Victoria's Secret Girl then don't expect us to act like a Soap Opera Guy.
9. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
10. If something can be interpreted two ways and one of those ways makes you sad, then we meant it the other way.
11. Let us oogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty
you are?
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Rules Women Wished Guys Knew
1. Learn to clean up the toilet. If peeing standing up is so difficult and you are bound to miss, then may we suggest that you learn to use a toilet brush and sponge to clean up after yourself.
2. Don't fix it if it's really not broke. You don't need to take everything apart out of curiosity.
3. Ask for directions
4. If you can ogle so can we!
5. We understand that you have to put on a manly act in front of your friends, but in the privacy of your own home, it's okay if you just want to cuddle.
6. If you concede to let us decorate the house without any input from you, then don't complain when everything is in frilly flowers, and pink motif
7. One remote is ENOUGH... no need to have a control tower in your living room.
8. Your way is not always the right way. Learn to say- "I was wrong"
9. "I don't feel like talking right now" is an acceptable thing to say- Unacceptable thing to do is sit there and pretend you're listening and just say "uh huh" and "yes Dear"- it's condescending.
10. Professional Wrestling and Soap Opera's are the same story lines, just different costumes. So don't make fun of us for being hooked on Y&R when you are hooked on WWF.
11.We understand that you have to put on a manly act in front of your friends, but in the privacy of your own home, it's okay if you just want to cuddle.
