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 Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:46 pm
::Lois watches with a blank expression:
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:49 pm
*from beyond the curtains*
Uh oh, what is this?
Is there someone Lois has to miss?
Superman is gone
And Lane has no one to kiss!
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:50 pm
*points*
He said my pelvic Thrust was gross!
*turns to Querl and HB with sexy anger (but sexy) on his kisser*
Why did he say my Pelvic Thrust was gross!?
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:50 pm
Lois! Fight it! Don't fall under his spell!
::Crosses his arms in front of himself and concentrates::
SCIENTIFIC LOVE THEORY EXPLOSION!
::a bright light ignites from the chronal buffer above the bar, and a huge lazer starts to burn an explosive path towards Tethys!::
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:53 pm
*gets slammed right in the face by Querl and tumbles end over end*
I've been blinded....BY SCIENCE!
*slams into a wall which collapses...dust and debris fill the Bistro*
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:55 pm
*fans at the dust fanatically*
Not the hair! I just rubbed myself down with a fresh coat of oil!
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:56 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:58 pm
::Leaps over to Lois and the other Trifectans::
Is everyone okay?
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:59 pm
*grabs the nearest cloth he can find ... which ironically happens to be Querl's slacks ... *
*YOINK!*
*and begins the frantically wipe the ruined oil from his body*
Nothing a fresh coat of coconut oil won't fix!
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:02 pm
Fine, just fine, Comrade in Love. But how is Guardian Lois? gonk
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:04 pm
*a voice drifts out from the smoke*
BWHA! BWHAHA! BWHAHAHA!
My turn!!
KARMA...
*a black glow begins around the hands of Prince Tethys*
KAAARMA...
*the glow becomes more solid looking*
KAAAAAAARMA...
*purple lightning dances throughout the glowing ball of energy*
KAAAAAAAAAAAARMA....
*almost there*
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARMA....
*how long can one attack take?*
CHAMELEON!!!!
*blast of black energy and purple lightning rockets out at the Love Love Guardians*
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:05 pm
:a violet construct of a gas gauge appears over Lois's head, the needle hovering near "E".:
Oh.. would you look at that
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:06 pm
LOOK OUT!
::due to a continuity error, Querl is fully pantsed as he grabs Lois to dive out of the way of the attack::
FUTURE PUNCH!
::Querl throws a vial through the air and it explodes into a wormhole behind Tethys. He punches through a wormhole near himself, and the fist flies into the back of Tethys' head::
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:07 pm
eek
BY THE LOINS OF PATROCLUS!
*hurriedly brings up a rainbow in front of himself .. but how effective is it? Stay tuned for the next post to find out!*
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:09 pm
Hellboy! We have to get into the kitchen!
::Throws Lois to Hellboy::
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