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 Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:33 am
Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife alphabet_monster Sen_Strife Pimped_Cloud Deaths Apprentice Cloud: Moun Cid: Tain Vincent: Dew!! Cloud: Moun Cid: Tain Vincent: Dew!! Barrett: Dr. Pepper. *Sephiroth goes to court and changes his last name to Pepper. Then he goes to school to learn to be a doctor* Dr. Sephiroth Pepper: DA DOC IS IN DA HOUSE! cool Everyone: confused *Aeris is heard laughing like crazy* Aeris: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! DR. SEPHIROTH PEPPER, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! rofl rofl rofl *Everyone watches Aeris roll off the water altar into the water* Cloud, Barret, Tifa, Cait Sith, Yuffie, Vincent, Sephiroth, Nanaki/Everyone: confused *Everyone listens to Aeris inhaling water as she laughs her A55 off and she drowns* *Billie Joe Armstrong comes in and rescues Aeris before she dies. He puts her on the floor of the water altar and does CPR* Aeris: ah-ha, ha-ha... I'm alive? Billie: How dare you let her almost drown like that! scream *Billie sticks a grenade to everyone and they blow up except for me and Cloud* Me: *shows up with my holy hand-grenade* Eat Holy Powder you Sunnuva b***h! *puts it in Bill's mout and shouts* THREE!!!!!!! Bill: *blows up* Aersi: *blows up* Cloud: *blows up* Me: *inmune to the holy hand-grenade* Random Townsperson: Hey cloud! You forgot your... *Looks at all of the blownup carcusses* ...oh. *slowly backs away.* Me: OH HELL NO YOU DON'T *blows you up with 5 nuke bombs* Random Townperson's Father: PEDRO!! Me: *blows you up too* AND YOU TOO ONISHI!! *blows him up* *bursts into a giant* Monster Onishi: RAH RAH RAH!!! *picks up corpses then eats them, Making him giant* RAH! domokun Me: eek *turns into... YOUR GRANDMA'S DEAD FEET!!!* (not cool, but still) Narrorator: A battle Ensumes! Monster Onishi: Rah Me eat you too! *eats narrorator* (a grandma's dead feet can be lethal you know...) Me: Suppah foot smell!!!! Monster Onishi: AHH! *shrivels up* gonk Me: Now! My Mega a** kick!!! Mini Mon: eek
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:36 am
onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife alphabet_monster Sen_Strife Pimped_Cloud Deaths Apprentice Cloud: Moun Cid: Tain Vincent: Dew!! Cloud: Moun Cid: Tain Vincent: Dew!! Barrett: Dr. Pepper. *Sephiroth goes to court and changes his last name to Pepper. Then he goes to school to learn to be a doctor* Dr. Sephiroth Pepper: DA DOC IS IN DA HOUSE! cool Everyone: confused *Aeris is heard laughing like crazy* Aeris: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! DR. SEPHIROTH PEPPER, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! rofl rofl rofl *Everyone watches Aeris roll off the water altar into the water* Cloud, Barret, Tifa, Cait Sith, Yuffie, Vincent, Sephiroth, Nanaki/Everyone: confused *Everyone listens to Aeris inhaling water as she laughs her A55 off and she drowns* *Billie Joe Armstrong comes in and rescues Aeris before she dies. He puts her on the floor of the water altar and does CPR* Aeris: ah-ha, ha-ha... I'm alive? Billie: How dare you let her almost drown like that! scream *Billie sticks a grenade to everyone and they blow up except for me and Cloud* Me: *shows up with my holy hand-grenade* Eat Holy Powder you Sunnuva b***h! *puts it in Bill's mout and shouts* THREE!!!!!!! Bill: *blows up* Aersi: *blows up* Cloud: *blows up* Me: *inmune to the holy hand-grenade* Random Townsperson: Hey cloud! You forgot your... *Looks at all of the blownup carcusses* ...oh. *slowly backs away.* Me: OH HELL NO YOU DON'T *blows you up with 5 nuke bombs* Random Townperson's Father: PEDRO!! Me: *blows you up too* AND YOU TOO ONISHI!! *blows him up* *bursts into a giant* Monster Onishi: RAH RAH RAH!!! *picks up corpses then eats them, Making him giant* RAH! domokun Me: eek *turns into... YOUR GRANDMA'S DEAD FEET!!!* (not cool, but still) Narrorator: A battle Ensumes! Monster Onishi: Rah Me eat you too! *eats narrorator* (a grandma's dead feet can be lethal you know...) Me: Suppah foot smell!!!! Monster Onishi: AHH! *shrivels up* gonk Me: Now! My Mega a** kick!!! Mini Mon: eek Mini Mon: *was blown and is now flying over China*
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:39 am
Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife alphabet_monster Sen_Strife Pimped_Cloud Deaths Apprentice Cloud: Moun Cid: Tain Vincent: Dew!! Cloud: Moun Cid: Tain Vincent: Dew!! Barrett: Dr. Pepper. *Sephiroth goes to court and changes his last name to Pepper. Then he goes to school to learn to be a doctor* Dr. Sephiroth Pepper: DA DOC IS IN DA HOUSE! cool Everyone: confused *Aeris is heard laughing like crazy* Aeris: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! DR. SEPHIROTH PEPPER, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! rofl rofl rofl *Everyone watches Aeris roll off the water altar into the water* Cloud, Barret, Tifa, Cait Sith, Yuffie, Vincent, Sephiroth, Nanaki/Everyone: confused *Everyone listens to Aeris inhaling water as she laughs her A55 off and she drowns* *Billie Joe Armstrong comes in and rescues Aeris before she dies. He puts her on the floor of the water altar and does CPR* Aeris: ah-ha, ha-ha... I'm alive? Billie: How dare you let her almost drown like that! scream *Billie sticks a grenade to everyone and they blow up except for me and Cloud* Me: *shows up with my holy hand-grenade* Eat Holy Powder you Sunnuva b***h! *puts it in Bill's mout and shouts* THREE!!!!!!! Bill: *blows up* Aersi: *blows up* Cloud: *blows up* Me: *inmune to the holy hand-grenade* Random Townsperson: Hey cloud! You forgot your... *Looks at all of the blownup carcusses* ...oh. *slowly backs away.* Me: OH HELL NO YOU DON'T *blows you up with 5 nuke bombs* Random Townperson's Father: PEDRO!! Me: *blows you up too* AND YOU TOO ONISHI!! *blows him up* *bursts into a giant* Monster Onishi: RAH RAH RAH!!! *picks up corpses then eats them, Making him giant* RAH! domokun Me: eek *turns into... YOUR GRANDMA'S DEAD FEET!!!* (not cool, but still) Narrorator: A battle Ensumes! Monster Onishi: Rah Me eat you too! *eats narrorator* (a grandma's dead feet can be lethal you know...) Me: Suppah foot smell!!!! Monster Onishi: AHH! *shrivels up* gonk Me: Now! My Mega a** kick!!! Mini Mon: eek Mini Mon: *was blown and is now flying over China* Chinese Guy: Look, It Mothra! *all run away*
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:40 pm
gonk I've hit hard writers block! crying I cant think of a darn thing!!!
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:00 am
Cloud:*Sings* My c*ck is much bigger than yours!!!!
Aeris:*Guitars*
Vincent:*Drums*
Cloud:With a feeling so pu...
Cid:*Interrupts* What the hell are you doing.......YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THE BAND WAS PRACTICING!!!! *Pulls out Guitar*
*Guitars and Drums*
Cloud:WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR!?!?!?!?!?!
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:48 am
Aeris: "God damnit! I need another flashback like I need a hole in my chest."
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:35 pm
Cloud: eek
Barret: eek
Tifa: eek
Aeris: eek
Nanaki: eek
Cait Sith: eek
Cid: eek
*Vincent Walks In*
Vincent: What are you guys starin... eek
Yuffie: *massacres an army of trash lower class utahns with a stick then sits down covered in blood* whee
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:52 pm
Blaze01 Aeris: "God damnit! I need another flashback like I need a hole in my chest." heh heh. you know it was funny wink
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:48 pm
*the scene where Cloud put's Aeris's body into the Lifestream*
Cloud: Bye Aeris
Vincent & Tifa: *watching*
*Aeris sinks into the Lifestream*
Vincent: *put's hand on Cloud's Shoulder* She was a Fine peice of A$$
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:57 pm
onishi-kuri *the scene where Cloud put's Aeris's body into the Lifestream* Cloud: Bye Aeris Vincent & Tifa: *watching* *Aeris sinks into the Lifestream* Vincent: *put's hand on Cloud's Shoulder* She was a Fine peice of A$$ ((He dropped her body in a lake... Not the lifestream...)) Cloud: "Let's stay at the shell house and we leave tomorrow..." Vincent: "Whatever..." Tifa: ((thinking: twisted Now that Aeris is gone I can make Cloud my personal sex puppet!!!))
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:04 pm
Cloud: Here comes my son, Lightning!
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:13 pm
onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife alphabet_monster Sen_Strife Pimped_Cloud Deaths Apprentice Cloud: Moun Cid: Tain Vincent: Dew!! Cloud: Moun Cid: Tain Vincent: Dew!! Barrett: Dr. Pepper. *Sephiroth goes to court and changes his last name to Pepper. Then he goes to school to learn to be a doctor* Dr. Sephiroth Pepper: DA DOC IS IN DA HOUSE! cool Everyone: confused *Aeris is heard laughing like crazy* Aeris: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! DR. SEPHIROTH PEPPER, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! rofl rofl rofl *Everyone watches Aeris roll off the water altar into the water* Cloud, Barret, Tifa, Cait Sith, Yuffie, Vincent, Sephiroth, Nanaki/Everyone: confused *Everyone listens to Aeris inhaling water as she laughs her A55 off and she drowns* *Billie Joe Armstrong comes in and rescues Aeris before she dies. He puts her on the floor of the water altar and does CPR* Aeris: ah-ha, ha-ha... I'm alive? Billie: How dare you let her almost drown like that! scream *Billie sticks a grenade to everyone and they blow up except for me and Cloud* Me: *shows up with my holy hand-grenade* Eat Holy Powder you Sunnuva b***h! *puts it in Bill's mout and shouts* THREE!!!!!!! Bill: *blows up* Aersi: *blows up* Cloud: *blows up* Me: *inmune to the holy hand-grenade* Random Townsperson: Hey cloud! You forgot your... *Looks at all of the blownup carcusses* ...oh. *slowly backs away.* Me: OH HELL NO YOU DON'T *blows you up with 5 nuke bombs* Random Townperson's Father: PEDRO!! Me: *blows you up too* AND YOU TOO ONISHI!! *blows him up* *bursts into a giant* Monster Onishi: RAH RAH RAH!!! *picks up corpses then eats them, Making him giant* RAH! domokun Me: eek *turns into... YOUR GRANDMA'S DEAD FEET!!!* (not cool, but still) Narrorator: A battle Ensumes! Monster Onishi: Rah Me eat you too! *eats narrorator* (a grandma's dead feet can be lethal you know...) Me: Suppah foot smell!!!! Monster Onishi: AHH! *shrivels up* gonk Me: Now! My Mega a** kick!!! Mini Mon: eek Mini Mon: *was blown and is now flying over China* Chinese Guy: Look, It Mothra! *all run away* Mothra:AAAAARRRRRRYYYYRRRRRAAA! Godzila: *Flys over* RRRRAAAAAARRRRYYYYYYYYRRRRRRAAAAAAA! Mothra: AAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAAAARRRRRRR Godzilla: Don't yell at me!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Mothra: You started it! Godzilla: Teacher!!!! Tom Cruise: What??? Godzilla: WWWAAAAAAA!!! Aerith: Hey, I'm still alive! Tom Cruise: NO!!! Godzilla: *falls on Aerith* Mothra: *falls on Godzilla* Tom Cruise: *falls on Mothra*
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 9:19 pm
Tifa: Does this outfit make my boobs look big?
Aeris: I summon METOR!! twisted
Cid: Of all the crazy ideas..., who would want to go into space?
Cloud:I lost my green contacts...
Yuffie: Who cares about Materia...I want to live a peaceful, quite, clam life... eek
Sephiroth:Cloud you p***y...get over yourself and get a life...
Red XIII: When sholud I tell them Im actually a midget in a red moogle suit...?
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:44 pm
Aeris: Oh Sephiroth...I love your hair... heart
Sephy: Thank you, my love... heart
Aeris: How do you get it to shine in the moonlight like your eyes? heart
Sephy: 3 words...lather-rinse-repeat... heart
Aeris: OH SEPHY!!!!! heart *Faints*
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:21 am
Sephiroth: ok Aeris, just sit here and pray, the I'll fall from the sky, the me and Cloud will have some dialog, then you can run along, k?
Aeris: Ok.
~minutes later~
Cloud: Aeris..
*Sephiroth falls, sword accidentally going through Aeris*
Sephiroth: O crap! Uhhhh. *throws Jenova Limb at Cloud, Runs away*
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