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eek Franco gets startled at being elbowed AGAIN. The first time he was too involved in messin' wit gattina to really notice but since haus went and moved to the back of the box now Franco gots to deal wit dis Tia stare Now Franco has to break his banter wit gattina, just when da getting was goods! scream and talk to dis idiota rolleyes Just as Franco is about to lay into him about speaking to the Don when da Don ain't spoken to yous Franco notices the cuff on the tailored shirt dis tia is wearing and gasps.
Is dat Brioni? eek
Franco can't believe dis guy has gots on a exclusive, limited edition Brioni tailor cut shirt ons. Speechless he looks this tia up and down a little more, Gesù Cristo, 'is chinos are Incotex eek Franco takes the chocolate and plucks it into his mouth just to keep himself from leaving it agape.

*sneezes and tries to wave away the smoke Giovanni blew in her face, and then he goes and gets all in her personal space afterward*

Stranger danger! No means no!

*flails and backs as far against the wall as she can in the tiny witness box* gonk

Oh wait, do you have candy? emotion_kirakira Miro was told that strangers have the best candy 3nodding Although, Miro's not sure you're technically a stranger either. True that Miro doesn't really know you that well, but Miro -kind of- knows you, although maybe -Miro- doesn't know you. It's hard to keep up with these things confused After all, Miro only really knows how to be Miro and not Miro, though Miro seems to be pretty similar to Miro, or at least Miro thinks Miro is similar to Miro. Miro isn't Miro Miro, though, so Miro would know different things than Miro Miro.

So would a stranger to Miro still be a stranger to Miro?

The more the King hears the more confusing it is. confused As he listens he slowly stands and ends up literally pinching the bridge of his nose and shaking his head. stressed At this rate, this Donna is going to give him a migraine. His own 6 year old daughter makes more sense! This Ragazza Mima has got to have some mental challenges which would explain a whole lot.

He sighs as he looks to his lovely bride and gestures to the Mima. An hows yous speck Ol’ Gio ta woik wit dis? Eh? talk2hand Come ti aspetti che io lavori con gli handicappati mentali? Yanks out a pistol and holds it to his side. This one is a waste of time and morally he’s struggling with having to take this interrogation to the next level.

The Queen of Hearts looks to the witness. The witness will answer the questions put forth or I shall hold her in contempt!! scream

Hatter tries her hardest not to laugh out loud at the sight. Miro looked like she was about to pee her panties or Gio bust a blood vessel in the temple. rofl

Dory yawns for a moment before pointing to both the Knave and the White Rabbit. Do you know them well enough to think they would steal tarts from Her Majesty the Queen?

If this mime wasn’t mentally challenged, that statement would have gotten her whacked. He’s not a monster and proceeds to put his pistol back into a holster on his person. Since the Mime has the mental capacity of a child, you deal with her as such.

With is free hand, he sticks his forefinger and thumb to the sides of his mouth and whistles that high piercing whistle all the Pavani men seem to know how to do. Porta un piatto di crostate! scream Soon, a servant wheels in a cart decked out in crimson finery and on it a silver tiered tray filled with mini tartlets. The Queen has these bite sized artful morsels made specifically for taste testing. Works of bite sized culinary art looking like a tall layered crimson wedding cake, they all differ in fruit and fillings. The display is immaculate and The King of Hearts nods to the servant as he carefully wheels the cart closer to the witness stand so the mime can get a good look at this finery.

The King speaks to the Mime. Dat looks good to yous, Mima? emotion_eyebrow

Reaches inside his jacket pocket and pulls out a red handkerchief. The King offers it to the Mime. Now don yous preoccupati ragazza mima.




Sergio now has just caught a look at the crying witness and grows pale when he sees the hatchet job she's done to herself. eek Ohmygawd! This just cannot be happening! gonk

Sighing and shaking her head as Franco had a fashion discussion with Sergio, she turned her attention to the scene that was playing out. 'Poor Miro,' she thought, 'poor thing would never hold up in a real trial before being locked up in the looney bin. rolleyes ' Deciding since Gio was smoking, she might as well have a clove. After lighting one and tucking the lighter away, she stole a peek at Franco before looking back at Miro, who had cried so much her makeup was running.

"Psst, Thing 1!" she hissed at Sergio, "What the hell kind of makeup job is that?! That's worse than what y'all did to me. lol " She chuckled quietly and took a deep drag off the clove, then tilted her head back and exhaling the smoke into the air above her.

Franco checks the tia's business card... OBGYN?: neutral What kinda business is zitellona runnin 'ere anyways eek ... Must be cover to keep the earners healthy ninja He tucks the card into his vest pocket and clicks his tongue at Sergio. Just as he is about to pay attention again he over hear's gattina...
Ehhh! Gattina's gots jokes! boda-bing!
Suddenly the Tia's in 'is lap now eek
Ehh! yous! No touch da goods!

Scoffs as he sits back up. I’m probably more his type than you are. talk2hand