"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Because God is laughing at you.


Why do people whore their 4 year old daughters out to pagents?  

[Zera Stardust]

Because everyone's a winner!

Why?  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Why not?

How are you?  

[Zera Stardust]

Dead xp

Why are you here?  

[yaone07]

Why? Why are YOU here?

Where is my phone?

 

[Zera Stardust]

You don't want to know.

What's that sound?  

[Banryu Halberd]

Aren't you deaf?

Why is my avi grey?  

[magic_doglover]

because it had an unmentionable experience with a stormcloud.

why am i one of the only people i've known that doesn't like pie?  

[Zera Stardust]

I blame monkeys

Who's beer is this?  

[magic_doglover]

God's.

why is metal salty?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Because you need to add sugar to it.


Do you think I'm evil?  

[magic_doglover]

it depends on whether or not you ate 5 pounds of cheese within the last week.

why are stoplights red?  

[Kitsune Vanrouge]

because someone bled all over them...

why would someone impale my avi?? gonk  

[magic_doglover]

because impale is a cool word, and they wanted an excuse to say it a lot.

what is creepy pasta?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

It's a man who eats houses.

What does the fox say?