The kid takes another drink from the cup getting the last drop of wine into his mouth.
"Drinking age...Bleh...what a silly little law, How stupid can they get? people die from many things before their twenty's, let them enjoy their lives while they have it. In my empire i'll let the people make their own rules. Of course I'll need to clean up the crime in the villages by removing the bad people, then the laws." If you remove the foolish sorts laws that citizens break, such as drinking, then you'll have a lot more good people was a weird twisted philosophy he had. He removed his hands from the cup and set it back on the silver tray. He took his hands off the cup and placed them back down to his lap as he had Ichi crawl all over him. He carefully points his morning bow to the side of the room secretly aiming at Jouten, ready to pierce his skull with the arrow of the cross bow any moment he did something stupid, but he kept his eyes forward and remained his goofy self. Schi never had any multiple personality disorder and wasn't one to be evil but when he was serious he could kill anyone, even his soldiers.
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The orange haired woman who was ordered to halt the bee user from entering the Mizukage's office barracks. With one slash of her sword she cut one part of the swarm to pieces, but it was a very strong swing and even with the power of a kage their was no way she and her soldiers could kill all of the bee's. She knelt down and grabbed the strange shinobi's black bandanna she cut in half down the center earlier and sighted gripping it tightly.
"Every opponent we face in this village runs away but at least this one left a trophy." She wrapped the black bandanna around her right wrist and stood up. She held her head up high turned around. When she did the circle of male soldiers stood up straight in attention and fallowed her inside two by two.
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Meanwhile behind the Mizukage's building the war horses and armor wagons come to unload prisoners, supplies, and more troops for Hidden mist. On the convoys journey here they encountered a group of revolutionary's who saw Schi's empire as a threat to modern civilization in their opinions. So in an attempt to secure their rights and to make sure Schi's army would leave them at peace they conspired a plan amongst each other. Small but it would mean something, set up a trap for the wagons, loot the supplies, and hide in the hills for a few weeks very defensively. To make sure their plans went smoothly the question of requiting bandits came up. A small camp of bandits was not to far away from the village and they already had experience in robberies and killings so the revolutionary's went to ask them for help. After a meeting among the leaders of the two groups it was decided that the attack would be held that day. The revolutionary's saw the convoy of wagons coming down the long stretch of wet dirt roads the misty island was dealing with. The convoy had not noticed the revolutionary hiding like ninja in the swamps and kept going. Everything was going smoothly as the convoy rolled in not noticing anything suspicious but the revolutionary's had not yet met up with the bandits they paid. They were double crossed!
It was all or nothing because time was running out as the convoy drew closer to the back gates of the village. So the revolutionary's made a decision to pull forward and attack. They broke the wheels of the wagons with axes and threw Molotov cocktails at the most flammable spots of the wagons. When the close quarter hand to hand combat began the throwing of bombs stopped and all of the small revolutionary forces rushed to start fighting the Mist soldiers guarding the convoy. Their small force was quickly over powered and when they realized that and ran they were stabbed in the back with swords and kunai.
The soldiers made room for the 15 or so living revolutionary and left the dead to take care of their wooded brothers. The revolutionary's sobbed as they are now deemed prisoners of war. When they entered the gates of the village they were cuffed and bound again extra tight. Sad, they suspected a public execution but were actually wrong as they were captured by village forces, not Schi's red imperial death squad.
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Some lancers that were cruelly beating Shki to almost certain death were forced to stop by the higher ranks and told to put the front of the Mizukage building on lock down so the supplies from the wagons could be brought to the Mizukage building. At the same time the convoy guards lined the revolutionary prisoners to jail to be punished for the assault and conspiracy of war crimes. They are lead into jail cells by the convoy guards who hadn't stayed to unload the supply.
When the higher ranks are done ordering the lancers a few in the group started to take the brutality to another level, one pierced Shki fallowed by all of them stabbing the boy multiple times repetitively in the arm, torso, legs, arms, hands, feet, and face in a domino effect of rage. It would seem these weak guards were out for blood. Keki genkai or not, Shki was now a victim of drowning in his own pool of liquid crimson juices caused by the stabbing.
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In the spirit of killing anything that moves, over at the quaint little shack the Hidden Mist guards begin accusing both ninja inside start to feel a tad surrounded even though they were only talking to one man, boots could be heard marching outside caused by the thirty lancers who took part in killing Shki. They were closing in and if Hito and Karaoke didn't do anything soon they would have just a small bit of to much to handle. The man continued talking, which began to turn into yelling at Hito.
"Are you a revolutionary?! Is that why your here?! Well I'm not letting you terrorize my beautiful village! Revelation is always sad and brings many deaths, just let the people enjoy their change and then we can all get on with our lives...Grr It always makes fools out of people like yourself, It makes some greedy, and other selfish 'moral' lunatics put their own needs above others. Its people fighting for change when they have no real idea of what change really is." The large muscled man kicks over the chair Hito was sitting on causing him to fall back.
"This village is on lock down and I am physically evicting you and your little girlfriend out of the village or in prison with the other revolutionary's. What ever comes first."----
From behind the desk Schi smirked when the two twins arrived. The soldiers and head captain were just about to enter the room when they saw them. The two twins must of gotten past security when she was arguing with the foolish bee keeper. She grinds her teeth and digs her nails into the hilt of her sword, but not at the twins. She jumps into the air over the twins swiftly as the other four remaining soldiers enter the room and draw their own weapons, surrounding the two twins, pointing the weapons at them. The two guards already in the room guard Schi, protecting his front from any attack as another soldier appears with his weapon drawn behind Schi, back to back in case of an attack from behind.
"What do you think you're doing?! Trying to assault my Emperor like that? Just who do you think you are?!" Schi's head captain screamed huffing from the quick leap of faith over the twins and not to mention the march up and down the stairs of the tall building.
The boy turns his head away from where it was. He stares down Jouten with a very angry look, something that would cause fear itself to turn and walk the other direction.
"You're training your eyes well head captain but, I already saw from the first time he placed his hands from his sides and moved them to his sword..." Schi said revealing the morning bow he had been secretly pointing at Joten from underneath the desk all this time. After Jouten is handled by Schi's head captain he puts his arm with the cross bow strapped onto it down as he lowers his hands down and picks Ichi up. Calmly he puts the small girl in his lap.
The kid spoke once more still being guarded by his soldiers from all directions, He was now getting angry.
"What don't you people get? I am a professional marksmen, not some blind man!" Which was kind of ironic saying that, because he didn't see threw Ichi's disguise till now, and still hasn't seen threw Rumi's disguise.
Schi leans down to Ichi.
"That's a nice trick you pulled Ichi. Both transforming yourself to look like Minda and then the whole pissing your panties and disappearing at the first sign of danger." He looks at Rumi and Madamichi who were sitting together still.
"Do you see what I am forced to deal with? First those two COWARDLY CHILDREN! who escaped my UNORGANIZED SOLDIERS! Then there was the FEMININE QUEER who I gave a second chance of living to who runs out of my room screaming, knocking people out of the way with his purse! Then there was Jouten who's IQ CAN ONLY BE OUT NUMBERED BY HIS HAT SIZE! foolishly doubting I would not see threw his SHAMEFUL MUTINY against me and Minda. Now I have...Worst of all..." Schi grabs Ichi by the back of her neck.
"A DEFEATIST WHO FLEAS LIKE A DEER BEFORE THE DANGER EVEN HAPPENS!" Schi sighs and pushes the guards away from him with a shove. He lets go of Ichi but keeps her in his lap.
"I just want your master would just come here and set the example of disappointing and have control over the idiotocracy that plagues the land where ever I go stalking me like my shadow." He calms down as he softly strokes Ichi's hair, Then he softly caresses her cheek to his chest.
"I didn't mean what I said, Please forgive me for being angry." The kid told her gently swinging the chair left to right again and again sort of rocking her like a infant.
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Schi brought up his head and gestured back to the twins by nodding his head once.
"I should install a toll booth in here. I'd be rich from the amount of people storming in and out of here like the Kage's Privet office is some prepy teen hang out. But if you have business please wait out side as I am already in a meeting." He told them as the door creaked open, no one there to open it. It was kind of creepy, but not for him probably because the kid was in a
"Don't ******** with me" mood. Because normally he didn't like to think about ghosts or spirits and would be cowering from the door just opening like that if he wasn't in such a serious mood.
The Soldiers lead the two male look a like's out of the office's doors then stepped outside guarding it. "Head Captain, Back away from Jouten, the idiot should know just who he's going to declare an attack against by now."
"Yes Sir." She responded sadly she couldn't get the order to execute the Anubis instead.
He leaned back in the spin-able chair. "Did you take care of the man outside? And what is that cloth doing around your wrist?" Schi asked.
She blinked and then raised her arm, holding it up with her other.
"Oh you noticed it?"He sighed frustrated again.
"I thought we were done accusing your emperor of being blind..."She gulped and smiled stupidly with a large anime sweat drop on the back of her head. She rubbed the back of her neck blushing in embarrassment.
"Hehe, Oh. That's right, Sorry sir. It's my war prize from. He left it behind when he turned into a swarm of bees and took off. Oh yeah, uhm. Did I mention he kind of escaped on me? Again, Im Sorry Sir." She put her hands up and backed away from him.
He kept stroking Ichi's hair and holding her close to him threw the hole thing.
"What was that...?!" He takes his hands off Ichi and looks for a ruler or a stick to hit her with.
"BAKA BAKA BAKA!" He yells looking around the desk for something to strike her with, but the other soldiers behind him jump in and hold him down from trying to squirm out of their grip and attack his head captain.
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Two guards sighed to them selves as they were doing this job for two long years. They stand side by next to the gate, armed with swords and shields and a pair of hidden Mists light armor. They sighed again apathetically. One speaks slowly.
"The Kage building’s not on fire we can see it fine from here Wolves don't live in this habitat it's too swampy. Mike Jones isn't stuck in a well he's standing next to me..." The guard next to him bowed his head and sighed non energetically.
"Hello, My name is Mike Jones. I am a gate guardian of hidden Mist, please leave the village is on lock down. So please go destroy someone Else's village" He said to the gray haired hyper boy in a very un hyper tone. The reason they were so unenthusiastic and down right pathetic was because after a year they still did not get the promotions they were told they could have the month they signed up. They were promised to be a part of lancer squad Instead they guarded the boring humid outer walls with little food and littler pay checks. They were too miserable to even notice that the second hand had defeated a couple of better guards.
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Getting back to the bandits that supposedly 'double crossed' the Hidden Mist revolutionary's were drunk and smelt like sex. They never double crossed the people who paid them spent all the money given to them on whores and alcoholic drinks. They spent the whole day hungover as they stumbled around the woods, fallowing empty muddy roads, sometimes falling over and tripping themselves. The tribe of drunken bandit criminals made their way backward not to the village but the ocean. Their leader and his upside down map pointed at the ship. "Look theirs the ship!" He yelled wobbling.
"But were looking for a convoy, right?" A man said behind him, the bandit leader turned around.
"Damnit! We were paid to raid supplies and Damnit! were gona do it." If the second mate stayed with the ship he could of just gotten a free map. The bandit leader took a deep breath and pointed his sword at the ship.
"Attaaaa-!" He throws up all over the world map and falls in the mud, getting trampled by drunk and hung over bandits as they attack, charging the ship with axes and swords.
As soon as they get close enough to the ship a larger ship with cannons and two navel vessel at its bow sail to the ship, crawling with sailors stops behind the ship the second mate stepped down from. The bandit leader rose his head off the muddy puke covered ground seeing the blue and white wood ships, armed to the grill with cannons and men.
"Its the navy! retreaaa-!" He throws up again then is trampled by the feet of his drunk bandit friends. After the second trampling he runs away.
"Wait for meee-! Blag!" He said vomiting again while running from imminent disaster.
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The crew of the wooden and iron battle ships steer their small fleet of large sized ships to the sea intruders at the wood makeshift docks. They were Navil and the marines had a base their with a top secret protect inside of it. A present for Schi's projectile skills.
"We just got orders straight from the admiral. Fire at will!" The fleet captain said to his messenger bird care takers. They wrote notes down on slips of papers and tied them to the bird's legs. The care takers took the birds out of the captains quarters and told them where to go, which was the two smaller ships in front and behind the sandwiched enemy ship.
"Attention! you are in an unauthorized docking area. This village is on lock down. Surrender your self's or you will be killed." The recording kept being played over and over as they probably were getting killed by the cannon balls pounding the trapped ship. If Mist had anything good for war it was their sailors. It seemed like everyone who was in the cannon rooms knew right where to fire. Almost every cannon ball landed on the deck, every ships weakest spot. Normally the saying is 'Score 20 or more hits on the deck and the ship would be good as sunk.'
Each of hidden mist's ships had a specific load out. For this organized assault they were only attacking one ship in particular. Two medium sized >
PUDDLES. < & a single >
OASIS. < The puddles open up with their cannons after every singe shot from the larger Oasis misses. The sailors load their 6 pounder's on the front of the and back of the ships with small musket balls. This was known to them as 'The scatter shot' Its technique was : Load a bucket of musket ball into a cannon. Fire! Kill mutable targets at once. After pouring the bucket of musket balls the sailors backed up and fired at the row boat able to wipe the crew out with their silly boat in a few seconds.
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79,842 + 3030 = 82872 Skill Points (( Sannin ))
