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 Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:17 pm
Oh! I thought of one! : D
Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's house?
Neither has he.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:17 pm
Back! I need to find more stuff!
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:18 pm
 Poor guy I would hate to have that name.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:18 pm
super old but i laugh every time D;
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:18 pm
Two more wonderful things I found lying around my photobucket, then I'm fresh out. [x]
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:18 pm
Ze_Mole Oh! I thought of one! : D
Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's house?
Neither has he.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:19 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:20 pm
ok i got two, hope you read em
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on
his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your
mother kiss you on the cheek."
this one is mature, so theres youre warning
After my husband got out of the military we decided to move back home. For the first few weeks we had to stay at his mothers house and sleep on the couch in the living room....with Jerry. The fifteen year old Maccaw. Our first night there we decided to break in the sofa bed with a little R+R. The next day we were all sitting at the breakfast table and Jerry started screaming. We all turned to make sure he was alright. He started babbling something at first and we couldn't make out what he was saying, but it sounded like he was in pain. It began to get clearer and clearer though.
In his best female voice we heard, "OH GOD..OH BABY" over and over followed by screams. My father in law ran out of the house laughing. Believe it or not my mother in law sat there still confused.
if that story doesnt make you laugh then i dont know what will lol
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:20 pm
Ze_Mole Two more wonderful things I found lying around my photobucket, then I'm fresh out.[x] LOLLL. i watched that like 3 times rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:21 pm
I would hate to be in the building that has this sign if there were to be a fire.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:21 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:22 pm
Duran Duran Duran Ze_Mole Two more wonderful things I found lying around my photobucket, then I'm fresh out.[x] LOLLL. i watched that like 3 times rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:22 pm
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.
She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.
Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:22 pm
Hahaha, Taken at the World Cup.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:24 pm
Duran Duran Duran A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets." Lyke Zomg! lmao!
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