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Interesting Conversationalist
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 Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:55 pm
Yes, let's stop the evil mail-shaped guy! scream
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:18 pm
he's BACK! *hides in the corner*
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:04 pm
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG SOMEBODY SENT ME A CHAIN LETTER OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG (I WANNA TOAD (BACKFIRED SPELL)) sad
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:05 pm
YES THE DUMB FROG IS THE ONE I WANT
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 4:09 am
In the name of the moon I will punish you razz
awesome ^^
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:01 pm
I HATE FRIGGIN chain letters!!!!unless it will be worth my time or from my guilds, then i dont care for it!!!!and sorry for not being very active any more on the guild just been really busy with work and school....
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:53 pm
Oh I dunno... chainmail can be good... as long as its...
ANTI-CHAINMAIL CHAINMAIL!
twisted
(anti-chain chainmail to follow in next post as its fairly long...)
:Edit: But worth it. cool
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:57 pm
Hello, my name is Michael Evans. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, fear of being kidnapped and executed by a**l electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion f-ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on herforehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the travelling freak show. Do you honestlybelieve that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to 1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy model in the magazine What a bunch of bullsht. So basically, this message is a big F-YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. F them.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all t0he "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't f-ing care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.
THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS: Chain Letter Type 1: (scroll down)
Make a wish
No, really, go on and make one
Oh please, they'll never go out with you
Wish something else
Not that, you pervert
Is your finger getting tired yet?
STOP
Wasn't that fun?
Hope you made a great wish
Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It's true Because, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE
Really Here's how it goes:
Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.
Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house.
Thanks Good Luck
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Chain Letter Type 2
Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullcrap. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.
Thanks again
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Chain Letter Type 3
Hi there This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad pricks with nothing better to do. So this is how it works: Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:
Bizarre Horror Story 1
Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died. This Could Happen To You
Bizarre Horror Story 2
Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, some people swing that way). They both died and went to hell and were cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity. This Could Happen To You Too
Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and Bip. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be okay. -------------------------------------------------------
Chain Letter Type 4:
As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends.
Friends
A friend is someone who is always at your side, A friend is someone who likes you even though you stink of s**t, and your breath smells like you've been eating catfood, A friend is someone who likes you even though you're as ugly as a hat full of a-holes, A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself, A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your sad, sad life, A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by mad goats, then thrown to vicious dogs, A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak much English... -no, sorry that's the cleaning lady, A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true.
Now pass this on If you don't, you'll never have sex ever again. -----------------------------------------------------------
The point being?
If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only saviour is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right?
Now forward this to everyone you know otherwise you'll find your balls missing tomorrow morning.
cool
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 3:23 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:03 pm
Man I hate chainmails especially the one that accused this one noob of being a virus a while back.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:35 pm
bad bad chainmail >_>
@Nurse Muffin
rofl
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:16 am
gah chainmails are annoying
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:23 pm
chain mail is such an annoyance. a great way to piss the person who's sending it to you off is to (warn them first if you want) send it back to them 20 times. that should show them twisted
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:46 pm
Will someone give me a plain picture of chainey and tell me how to put in my profile ((I'm retarded) wink ? So I can show me stabbing that bas-tard.
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:50 pm
i hate chainmail VOTE 4 BEEDIS IN DA ARENA
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