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 Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:37 pm
Out comes Matthew....
Wearing nothing but the reef.
Matthew:-- I swear, I shall kill you for this act of treachery! -dissapears in a poof-
Ha-ha.
-inserts Cousin Miso-
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:28 pm
((time for another twist!))
me:.......oooook..........not good...
Gilliam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! curse you and your army!!!*pulls out a shotgun and begins shooting at your men*
me:....ok....really not good...hhmm??*notices the machine spit out a christmas tree...with no decorations*...hhmmm...*looks left and right*...ah well...*at the top of my voice* BRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIGOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!*it echoes througout the entire mountains and at the battlefield*
while i wait...*throws a sphere into the mahcine*
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:21 am
-out comes ornaments and Christmas decorations-
Gilliam of Frelia!! That's cheating!! And besides, you don't have enough time to reload your shotgun while my army are fighting along with the Angel of Death and Sword Demon. Catapults the snowballs!! And bring forth the firetrucks!!!
*Firetrucks begin to roll in as the armies in firefighter clothes come out. They each grab some of the hose and begin launching water at Gilliam's armies. Meanwhile, Jaffar and Karel take down Gilliam's army and are near Gilliam. They use their speed to dodge Gilliam's shooting. Jaffar sees the tinsel vines, grabs some, and begins speeding up toward Gilliam. When he is near Gilliam, the Angel of Death begins to wrap the tinsel vines around Gilliam and tied him up with Karel pointing the snow gun behind his back.*
Karel: So, do you want to die quickly and painless or do you want to die in a slow but painful death?
Jaffar:.................. Or just surrender.
-inserts some Christmas cards-
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:34 am
*out comes a candle*..................
Me:........wth.....
Gilliam: curse you and your army......
me:.....ok...that's gone on long enough....ah..just in time...*the mountains begin to shake, extremley hard, and a giant avalanche takes place*....WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!*grabs a wooden plank and begins to snowboard down with the snow*YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!*avalanche destroys both armies, leaving Gilliam, Jaffar, Karel, and Jinsen in the snowy field* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*runs smack dap into jinsen, sending her flying*OOF! sorry!*as i crash into you, a blue box is thrown into the machine* ow owow...*rubs his head*...hhm??*looks over at jaffar and karel*....enough of that...*pulls out fimbulvetr and uses it on jaffar and karel*HEY! BACK OFF!
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:20 am
Ouch!! That's hurt!!! *Throws a snowboard at GilliamXR* (BTW, you've misspelled my name.)
-out came Jaffar's daggers and Karel's sword-
*Jaffar and Karel raise their eyebrow, grab the book, and cut it into pieces with their sword and daggers*
Jaffar:*grabs GilliamXR's left arm* Come along...........
Karel:*Gags GilliamXR with a hankercheif and grabs GilliamXR's right arm* And if you dare struggle or escape, we will kill you.
*Everyone watches Karel and Jaffar dragging GilliamXR somewhere else*
................... So Gilliam of Frelia, shall we call it truce and celebrate the holidays with some cookies and hot cocoa?
-inserts the holly-
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:08 pm
Gilliam:....yes...let's call it a truce....*holds out hand to shake Jisen's*..mm...hot cocoa...haven't had that in a long time...*out comes two large bags of cookies, and 50 gallons of hot cocoa*...wow...for once, the machine got it right...
((meanwhile...))
me:hey, jaffar, karel, would you guys like to learn how to snowboard??
((i'll let you answer that, Jisen..and sorry i misspelled your name eariler...))
Gilliam:...ok....i'll do this...*grabs some cocoa and cookies, and inserts the wooden plank i used to snowboard with*
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:47 am
-out comes presents-
Oh, presents. *picks up one* Hmm..... This one is for you, Gilliam.
(Meanwhile)
Jaffar:................ I thought you gagged him.
Karel: I did, it's must have come off. *gags GilliamXR with a sock in his mouth and tied a rope around it. There.
Jaffar and Karel: *continue dragging GilliamXR somewhere else where no one will see or hear from them.*
-inserts one of the presents wrapping-
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:50 am
Gilliam: why thank you Jisen..hhmm...can't wait to open it!
(over there...)
me: what's the point in gagging me if i'm only going to get it off and get away??*jaffar and karel see me in a tree*...man you guys are slow..and not by speed...well, bye!*runs off, really fast!*
(back there)
Gilliam:mmm..this cocoa is good...*sips on it some more*..hhmm?
*out comes a small pouch with a reciet from the store*...ok..mm..*puts in 5 gold and pushes the 'Marshmellows' button*
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:21 am
-out comes Mr. Puff (?) [If anyone knows the name of that giant marshmallow from Ghostbuster, I'll be grateful.]-
eek That's........ a really big marshmallow...........
*Mr. Puff is about to step on Gilliam and Isadora*
RUN!!! *Jumps on the horse and rides off*
-inserts some ornaments-
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:51 pm
((don't worry, i've seen ghostbuster's..so i know who your talking about..))
*gilliam looks up*....ok...goodbye*gets on another horse and rides off*
*out comes a needle*
*looks over*..ok..um..*throws in an arrow, and rides off*
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:42 am
-out comes Hector in a Santa Clause suit-
Hector: What the-
-Hector goes back in-
.............. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:51 pm
((OOC: i just realized were the only ones posting...
i'm thinking this topic is going to the useless/retired section of the guild...))
meh?
*puts in a shiny coin and runs off*
heh heh..
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:09 am
(( I know, but the game won't go in the useless/retired thread because it stills continue to play.))
-out comes the ornament star-
Who wants to put it at the top of the tree?
-inserts the yule log-
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:18 pm
-Out comes a yule toothpick-
-Inserts Bartre-
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:21 pm
Out comes a pack of gum.
Me: Yay! -happily chews-
In goes my piggy bank with no money in it.
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