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 Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:18 am
*tifa walking in wearing a minishirt*
Tifa: does this make my breasts look big?
*cloud and barret both shake there head no*
Tifa: awh...
*she walks out and comes back in a sexy see through bra and panties*
Tifa: How bout now?
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:03 am
Forlorn_sky *tifa walking in wearing a minishirt* Tifa: does this make my breasts look big? *cloud and barret both shake there head no* Tifa: awh... *she walks out and comes back in a sexy see through bra and panties* Tifa: How bout now? *squints* sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:08 pm
Forlorn_sky *tifa walking in wearing a minishirt* Tifa: does this make my breasts look big? *cloud and barret both shake there head no* Tifa: awh... *she walks out and comes back in a sexy see through bra and panties* Tifa: How bout now? oooook than no it doesnt make your breast looks big
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:31 pm
Cloud:Come ere sparky come one whee
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:06 pm
( well i dont think this is funny..but wat the hell)
*cloud walks up to the restaurant in the slums and talks to the owner*
chef: what would you like?
cloud: yeha il have some monkety testacles and a cola
*chef squints and does what he says* eh..er..sure *brings him his order8 there..sir
cloud: thanks *walks to tifa and areis* monkey teastacles and a cola? *aeries and tifa are no where in sight cloud gowes looking and the two appera from on top of the tent*
tifa: thank god!
aeries: who does he think we are animals?
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:31 pm
Sephiroth(Walking through the burning Nibelheim): Damnit Cloud... I told you roasting Marshmellows out here was a bad idea!
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:42 pm
*at a chocobo ranch*
Cid: come one chocos stop fighting, thats it Zell I give up
Zell: Wait I can make them listen I just need to be angry stressed
Cid: I just keep losing more respect for you
Zell: think angry stressed MILK!! no wait RED BULL!!!
Cid: what are you trying to do
Zell: I'm now thinking of kittens stressed
Cid: I never thought I'd get to the point I'd miss Cloud but here I am
Zell: I just need to say mean things like your brain is a pile of meaness RARGHHHHH
*Zell jumps into the stables*
Zell: I am evil Zell and I hate babies
*Zell starts killing All the chocobos*
Evil Zell: I will eat all your unhappyness!!!
Zell: Huh what happened last thing I rembered was kittens drinking red bull in the janitors closet.
Cid: I don't believe it
Zell: I have to go to the bathroom now, which is funny because I already went when we were standing next to each other.
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:49 pm
*at a club the FF characters our out for a party*
*Cloud grabs a guitar (you can guess where this is going), Squall tunes the bass, Zell gets behind the drums, Vincent readys the mike*
Vincent: This song is called Automatic Girl
Vincent:shrink wrap your kiss in plastic love
Make my mind up when you return
I don't know what has happened to me these days
But it feels like love in the strangest ways
How much have you learned uh-oh
How much have yo-ou learned u-uh-oh
Don't fear cause when you return I'll be here
Waiting by your side, it doesn't matter dear
This is end of the world so it seems
I've got automatic love for automatic girl
This is the world of the end that I see
I've got automatic guns for automatic boys
Automatic toys for automatic girls
Everything keeps the right melody
I've got a couple of killing machines
(Automatic girl, automatic girl)
Lick my lips just to hear the sound
Trash my room when you're not around
I don't know what has happened to me these days
But it feels like love in the strangest ways
How much have we learned uh-oh
How much have we-e learned u-uh-oh
Don't fear cause when you return I'll be here
Waiting by your side, it doesn't matter dear
This is end of the world so it seems
I've got automatic love for automatic girl
This is the world of the end that I see
I've got automatic guns for automatic boys
Automatic toys for automatic girls
Everything keeps the right melody
I've got a couple of killing machines
I have...
(Automatic girls, automatic girls, automatic girl.... automatic!)
This is the end
This is the end
This is the end of the world so it seems
I've got automatic love for automatic girl
This is the world of the end that I see
I've got automatic guns for automatic boys
Automatic toys for automatic girls
Everything keeps the right melody
We've got a couple of killing machines
Automatic guns for automatic boys
Automatic toys for automatic girls
Everything keeps the right melody
Gotta a couple of killing machines
Couple of killin machines
Yeah, yeah
*clapping sound*
Cloud: Thank you good night
(searh for Lola Ray if you want to listen to the song)
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:59 pm
zell isnt in FF7 ( the title is things youd never hear FF7 characters say)
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:15 pm
but has ff7 characters in it.
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:22 pm
Edge22 *at a chocobo ranch* Zell: think angry stressed MILK!! no wait RED BULL!!! wouldent make seince because hes not in FF7. he could easly change it to Cait Sith or somthing.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 9:24 am
phoo...
Aeris: Aeris...ANGRY! RAAAH!
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 9:29 am
Sephiroth: *after walking away in the flames all cool and stuff* God, the looks on their- AAAH!!! FIRE! FIRE!!! *beats out fire on his leg*
Not even the great Sephiroth is immune to fire.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 9:54 am
Hotaru-hime Sephiroth: *after walking away in the flames all cool and stuff* God, the looks on their- AAAH!!! FIRE! FIRE!!! *beats out fire on his leg* Not even the great Sephiroth is immune to fire. That sounds like one I did for this thread-Scene where Sephiroth is dramatically walking through the flames in Nibelheim-
Take 1
-Sephiroth trips over his cape-
Take 2
*a stray spark lands in his hair and sets it aflame*
Sephiroth: hm? ...DAHHHHH! *runs around in circles*
Director: Stop drop and Roll!
Sephiroth: IT BUUURNS! AHHH!
-continues to panic-
-Teamsters run on with fire extinguishers-
hah. I'm stupid.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:13 pm
Vincent(To Hojo): I think someone needs a hug....
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