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 Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:11 pm
"feet fah flur" ;p
and, a LOT of puns
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:00 pm
Oh my, Mr. Betts, the student teacher, is constantly making puns.
Of course, there's the "Magic Wand of Underware" a.k.a. the conductors baton.
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:53 pm
1. The French horn player somehow sucked up valve oil into his mouth, and spat it out in disgust. A trumpet player asked, "How did it taste?" And the French horn player replied, "Like your mother." The entire class was in hysterics over it.
2. My band director's name is Mr. Kesterke. Pronounced kess-turkey. A couple years ago, his first year at our school (and his first year teaching EVER), we were on the bus on the way back from a parade, and we were singing "The Wheels on the Bus." The senior clarinetist started the next verse, "The band teacher on the bus goes gobble, gobble, gobble." His face was SO red, and we about died laughing.
3. We call him Sir. His first year with us, he made band camp a boot camp that the seniors had never experienced before, much less the underclassmen. So, we replied with "Yes, Sir," and "No, Sir," during camp, and the title stuck. A lot of us just call him "Sir" nowadays.
There are so many more, but I can't think of 'em right now.
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:44 am
ok... some may mistake this as "you know youre a band nerd when' thing but its not,
ok... junior high band. we were playing some slow song... i don't remember... corey would. and the phone we guess started ringing. but not even the band noticed, because we were all playing an F... and the phone was ringing in F. it was hilarious. we eventually realized that it wasn't us making that cool vibrato. mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:19 am
Well, there was this one time, we were practicing our halftime show, and right in the middle of his solo, the tuba player stopped playing. The drum major stopped the entire band, and immediatly started to chew him out.
"Oh yea?" He said a moment later, and emptied out his spit valve. I swear, there was nearly a gallon of spit in it. I was surprised he had been able to play with that much spit in there in the first place. The entire band gagged.
And this time the band director put the trumpets in order of loudest to quietest. One girl was placed on the quieter end, and would have none of it. Long story short, she outplayed every single loud trumpet player, and the quiet ones. It was like she had her own solo, she was so loud. Obviously, the band director didn't make that mistake again.
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:57 pm
1.Diet coke (our bd is addicted to diet coke and peanut butter
2.Batman/batbean(our bd is Ms.Bean and she ahs big slabs of skin under her arms that are like abt wings so we go nananananananana(batmean song_ BATBEAN and air conduct, trying to fly)
3. The dress (she has a dress that makes her batwings like POOOF up)
4. Sweaty palms (at a concert rehearsal on stage ((with audience of a few teachers)) and my friend ash squaked loud and our bd threw the baton at her and it hit her right between the eyes and she said "I'm sorry Ashley, It's just nerves, sweaty palms and all that....)
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:40 pm
CAT PARTS!!! oh and Jorden getting mualed by a cat...a kitten to be exact
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:50 pm
-We heart PATRICK SHERIDAN (most awesome breather from the 'Breathing Gym' [our teacher made us watch it in band class and we learnt it in mb])
-DO IT.......AGAIN
-Quiet Intensity
-It's not 'ee-o', its 'eeee-ooooo' (set 14, show '05, WGEHSMB)
I can't think of any more, but i sure miss marching band season....
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:12 pm
"That was a stab in the heart."
Some judge told me thats how my higher C sounded like (the on above the staff, I forget the names of the registers). I was in a quartet and only a few other members of the band were in the room there w/ us, but it cracks us up everytime.
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:30 pm
"We don't wanna look like Brokeback" We were at a recruiting concert for the middle schools and Mr. Cassell told us to pull our hats down so we didn't look like cowboys, and he said that quote.
"Beya bop bop" Mr. Romero is the macro/microbeat king. 'Nuff said.
"KELLEYYYY!" Romero has a rather nasally voice, and once he got really pissed at Justin Kelley and just shouted at him. Even though it only happened once, everytime Romero gets mad someone mocks him.
"Wafflehouse" There aren't any wafflehouses in Michigan, so everytime we passed one on our way to Florida, someone would yell "wafflehouse!"
"Happy Thursday" Romero has this habit of saying "happy -whateverdayoftheweekitis-" to us before starting every rehearsal.
"Roll the toothpaste" I doubt if this needs explaining, but that's how the freshmen are taught to roll step. Once at band camp, during skit night, a group used actual toothpaste and stepped on it.
There are probably more, but I can't think of them right now.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:45 pm
we so say that we are going to all wear a pink shirt the last day because Mr.H has a pink band shirt that he wears alot
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:23 pm
1. "...Its the Tyler face!"
2. "I SPY A MAN PART!"
3. "...ohmygawd. That plastic thing on my desk is ringing again! *hides*"
4. "This is not a slide. This is a deadly projectile!"
5. "Band is not a contact sport. Unless you play the trombone."
6. "Whats wrong?" "I think that tuba just raped my soul... gonk "
And many more that were too dirty to post.
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:35 pm
"How's the weather?" whee xd
(a joke between me and 2 or 3 other band students)
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:34 pm
The third chair french horn's name is Turd, as named by the director. Or Hidious Troll, if you're feeling nice...
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:04 am
"cat attack"-Our band teacher got attacked by a cat
"did the old man die on the stump?"-my 9th grade year performing Giving Tree
"Is that a black widow...Yes it is!"-my 11th grade year performing Phobia
"What's with the rainbow?"-my 10th grade year performing shades of blue
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