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i think it is dying. i guesse ill do somethin.

kid:dad im going on a date and im worried if i have to kiss her.
sas:dont be. if u feel like shes the one for u then do it.
kid:dad im still worried can u tell me how ur first kiss went.
sas:im sorry son i cant.
kid:why not?
sas:i just cant son.
kid:please tell me. please i wont tell anyone if its that bad *puppy dog eyes*
sas:fine ill tell u. well it was at the acadamy. i was minding my own businnes dreaming of killing your uncle. i was choking him till.....
kid:dad the story
sas surprised sorry. anyway naruto comes in front of me glaring for no apparent reason. it was annoying. then some kid bumped into naruto and...and...o i cant go on.
kid:come on dad i promise i wont tell anyone about this i swear.
sas:fine well some kid bumped into him and we accidently *whispers* kissed.
kid:......
sas:son?
kid:............
sas:son whats wrong?
kid:mom dads gay *he runs to sakura*
sas surprised crap. son u promised u wouldnt tell. *chases after him*
kid 2:dad his he telling the truth. r u and uncle naruto having an affair together?
sas:NO!!! it was nothing we were only 12 and it was an accident. i almost died when it happened.
kid 2:mom why did u tell me that u were dads first kiss?
sak:sasuke what did u tell them?
sas:i just told our son the story of that inccident in the academy.
sak:the one where u shouted 'ill kill u!!! u jack a**! im an avenger u got it buddy' when u were asleep and woke up from that dream.
sas:uh... no the other one.
sak surprised the kiss.
sas:yes.
sak:well i told our daughter that i was ur first cause they would have different ideas.
*out of no where itachi pops up*
ita:so brother u r not straight then? interesting....
sasNOO IM STRAIGHT DAMN IT!!!!!!! STRAIGHT!!!!!
ita:yes, yes thats what they all say when there in *cough*denial*cough*
sas:ILL KILL U!!! *he leaps to get him but sakura hits him with the all mighty spatula*
sak:sasuke what did i tell u before?
sas:dont kill my brother when ur around and when ur not around.
sak:good boy

well hope more people can write more crack stories like this right now.

No, the thing is i would never think of that^^great job xd

D= OMG really? Even with Sasuke's "revive the clan" goal? >>; Strange.

Noes! We have to corrupt you with the pretty SasuSaku!love child fanart.

D:

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/37363239/

It looks like Sai.

Say, I was wondering, what if Sasuke DID let his daughters go out on a date? Well, I got wondering and came up with this!

Sasuke: Hmmmmm.... Fine. You're old enought to go on a date.
Daughter: YES!
Sakura: Darn right after 16 years *shinning spatula*
Sasuke: *eyes Sakura nervously* Yes dear.
Kakashi's altra perv 21 year old son: Hey, (Sasuke's daughter) Ready to go?
Daughter: Yes, sensei
Sasuke: Oh my GOD! I- Stop it! Where do you think you're going?
Sakura: OHMIGAWD YOU'RE GONNA BE RAPED! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
Daughter: Well, you said I had freedom in who I date.
Sasuke: NOT A PERVERT'S SON! YOU'RE STAYING HERE!!
Kakashi's son: ...
Daughter: Bye dad! Bye Mum!
Sakura: *horrifyed*
Sasuke: NOOOOOO!
Daughter and Kakashi's son: *leaves smirking*
Sasuke: I told her to stay away from Kakashi's kids! OHMIGAWD, I'm going to be a grandfather! gonk
Sakura: I can't believe... I mean....
Sasu/Saku's son: Where's sis?
Sasuke: ... on... a ... date...
Son: Oh, you mean with (Kakashi's kid)? I saw them making out not to long ago!
Sasuke: WHAT??? *Faints*
Sakura: *sighs* You know what to do.
Son: Yeah! I'm calling Uncle Tachi!
Itachi: *watching outside* Everything's going according to plan...
Itachi's son: What plan? You just came by to see Uncle Sasuke and mock, and found this.
Itachi:.... SHUT-UP!

people if you are not also a naruto ana hinata shipper dont read this.
yuki: i have an anonce ment!
sasuke: dont stand on the table you littel stinker.
sakura:hits sasuke with spatula*go on son.
yuki:im getting married!
sasuke:to who hu?
yuki:im getting married to...
all forteen other kids walk in.
nana:hey you shold have come to the carnaval with us.
Benten:yea it was fun!
burianna:i just wanted to get some privicy with my boyfriend.
Kohana:please make the head acks stop.
Dai:hey im goin out.
sakura: no your not sit your bum down!i made this dinner for every one.
Haru:food!! no one has fed me.
sasuke jr:can we talk over dinner?
yuki: okay.im getting married too my girl friend Akiko.
Chiyo:isint she naruto and hinata's kid?
burianna:yes she is.
to be contiued... whee

Okiee Dokieee, you asked for Sasuke to save her, so, he'll try! (But being him, he'll fail miserably!)

Sasuke: I've got to stop this!
Sakura: Sasuke-kun, calm DOWN! And get off of me.
Sasuke: erm... right. *climbs off the couch*Well, now to go stop this!!!
Sakura: Oh, you're NOT leaving me alone with the 15th baby! *Shines spatula of DOOM!*
Sasuke:.... Fine. LOSER! GET DOWN HERE!
Naruto: Oi Sasuke, what?
Sasuke: Protect Sakura while I---
Sakura: *smashes Sasuke's head with spatula*
Sasuke: I mean help Sakura while I'm saving (daughter's name is going to Yumi)!
Naruto: 0_____0 What's up?
Sasuke: She's with (Kakashi's kid is Kaname)!
Naruto: OHMIGAWD! She's gunna be pregnant, you know?
Sasuke: ./. YES I know that!
Naruto: Then go!
Sasuke: I AM! *runs out door*

At some weird restaurant...
Sasuke: WHERE IS SHE?
Waiter: Who?
Sasuke: MY DAUGHTER AND THAT...THAT... PERVERT SHE'S WITH!
Waiter: Oh, you mean, uh, Yumi? Yeah, they left awhile ago.
Sasuke: WHERE?
Itachi: Foolish brother, I will tell you if you stop being so mean to your deprived daughters.
Sasuke: Itachi.
Itachi: .... Sasuke.
Sasuke: Where are they?
Itachi: Well, like I said, you deprived Yumi, so...
Sasuke: So....?
Itachi: well....
Sasuke: TELL ME!
Itachi: They're at Kaname's house!
Sasuke: WHAT??? O{}O (<<
At Kakashi-sensei's house...
Kaname: You know, you're my first real girlfriend!
Yumi: What?
Kaname: You heard me.
Yumi: But I bet you've had hookers!
Kaname:... my mum took away my money so, no, never.
Yumi: ... YOU READ PORNO!
Kaname: I blame my father!
Kakashi's wife: KAKASHI! I'M GUNNA FREAKING KILL YOU!
Kakashi: I locked up the BOOK in a safe, I swear!
.....

I've been wondering... what if Sasuke's kids suddenly ask Sasuke about... the birds and the bees? (You know what I mean.)

DISCUSS! blaugh