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 Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:06 am
Phoebos shinobikun Granted but you are in your PMS I wish I had a new cell phone razor Granted, you can now shave with your brand new crappy-a** cell phone with only three buttons. I wish I wish I had a fish. Granted. You DO wish it, but it doesn't come true. I wish I could go to sleep/wake up on time tomorrow/Monday.
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 1:10 am
addseale2 Phoebos shinobikun Granted but you are in your PMS I wish I had a new cell phone razor Granted, you can now shave with your brand new crappy-a** cell phone with only three buttons. I wish I wish I had a fish. Granted. You DO wish it, but it doesn't come true. I wish I could go to sleep/wake up on time tomorrow/Monday. Granted, but in the morning, you become Johnny. (Johnny was a chemist's son,
But Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H20
was H2SO4.
) I wish something bad would happen.
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:55 am
Granted, but it happens to you and involves being run over by a double-decker bus the first road you cross tomorrow.
I wish that I didn't have a hangover.
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:24 pm
Granted. But you're still drunk, and you have an even worse hangover later.
I wish I could draw.
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:44 pm
Granted, but you can only draw certain things and make them look half decent (Which is what you seem to think anyway...even though you're WRONG!!!!!)
I wish I could sing.
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:47 pm
Granted, but you can only sing through your nostrils. One. Nostril. At. A. Time. And you can only breathe through one nostril at a time...
I wish my place of employment exploded, so I wouldn't have to work today...
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:51 pm
Superior Jazz Granted, but you can only sing through your nostrils. One. Nostril. At. A. Time. And you can only breathe through one nostril at a time... I wish my place of employment exploded, so I wouldn't have to work today... Granted. However, you were recently reassigned to a nuclear storage warehouse. I wish I could just learn JAVA faster and be a money-making person sooner.
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:49 pm
addseale2 Superior Jazz Granted, but you can only sing through your nostrils. One. Nostril. At. A. Time. And you can only breathe through one nostril at a time... I wish my place of employment exploded, so I wouldn't have to work today... Granted. However, you were recently reassigned to a nuclear storage warehouse. I wish I could just learn JAVA faster and be a money-making person sooner. Granted, you are now an expert in coffee. I wish I knew binary.
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:45 pm
Phoebos addseale2 Superior Jazz Granted, but you can only sing through your nostrils. One. Nostril. At. A. Time. And you can only breathe through one nostril at a time... I wish my place of employment exploded, so I wouldn't have to work today... Granted. However, you were recently reassigned to a nuclear storage warehouse. I wish I could just learn JAVA faster and be a money-making person sooner. Granted, you are now an expert in coffee. I wish I knew binary. Granted. You now know binary, but you don't know any other language. Try ordering coffee just using 1's and 0's! I wish I school was out. (I worded that so it could be manipulated easily)
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:40 am
Lethkhar Phoebos addseale2 Superior Jazz Granted, but you can only sing through your nostrils. One. Nostril. At. A. Time. And you can only breathe through one nostril at a time... I wish my place of employment exploded, so I wouldn't have to work today... Granted. However, you were recently reassigned to a nuclear storage warehouse. I wish I could just learn JAVA faster and be a money-making person sooner. Granted, you are now an expert in coffee. I wish I knew binary. Granted. You now know binary, but you don't know any other language. Try ordering coffee just using 1's and 0's! I wish I school was out. (I worded that so it could be manipulated easily) Granted, but because the finals are tomorrow, you fail all your classes and don't make it into college. I wish I could briefly transport myself into books.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:47 am
Granted, but you manage to get killed while inside the books.
I wish that I had a chav locked up in my wardrobe for use as a punchbag.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:48 am
Muaethia Granted, but you manage to get killed while inside the books.
I wish that I had a chav locked up in my wardrobe for use as a punchbag. Granted, but one night you get drunk and stumble into your wardrobe and you accidently fall in love with the chav and let him go and now you are a chav yourself.
I wish it wasn't raining today.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:11 pm
Granted. It's hailing.
I wish my Internet connection would work correctly all the time.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:09 pm
Granted. It's decided it is going to block gaia, forever and ever. Because the internet connection has the deceased soul of a n00b in it, and gets offended with the flaming on gaia.
I wish that I wasn't allergic to cats.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:27 pm
Muaethia Granted. It's decided it is going to block gaia, forever and ever. Because the internet connection has the deceased soul of a n00b in it, and gets offended with the flaming on gaia.
I wish that I wasn't allergic to cats. Granted, cats are allergic to you. I wish Diet Dr. Pepper tasted more like regular Dr. Pepper.
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