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 Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:12 pm
"Whaaaa don't you mean, Santa?" said the mysterious voice on the headset that was definitely not Mark. "Santa is very busy right now, unlike me. Sad, lonely, pathetic me. Look how sad I am. Nobody even cares. I'm standing right here and I haven't gotten a single friend request on Twitter."
It was also to be mentioned that the thinner Santa was pretty much gone by now.
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:13 pm
"Look, it likes me," Jordan said, holding up the tamagotchi that seemed to be clinging to his fingers.
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:16 pm
Melvin smiled even more. Giving gifts to such a nice person was nice.
"Of course. You are so nice and my best friend and so warm." He nuzzled against him. If more gifts made Jordan happy, he would make him the happiest man around. Happier than he ever did any of his old boyfriends.
Melvin rolled to his side and reached for Santa's sack to see if there were more gifts for Jordan he could find.
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:16 pm
Every single gift Melvin dumped on Jordan was most definitely alive, and did their best to take a good bite of whatever they could find.
Sure, Jordan may have been bleeding everywhere, but he was only bleeding on the outside.
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:20 pm
Being showered with gifts was wonderful. "You're such a nice friend," Jordan said, merrily ignoring all the gnawing going on.
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:20 pm
Melvin was systematic. He tried to give each present it's new place on it's owner, starting from the face down. "And this one anddddddd this one aaaannnnd this one." He of course kept Jordan's arm free so he could hold onto it, and smiled as Jordan no doubt would just be the happiest person during the holidays.
Then, in a stroke of genius, he tried to see if he could just lift the sack on Jordan. Guys loved sacks!
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:23 pm
"Santa!" Caroline gasped again, awed this time, and pulled at Santa's arm as she gestured to the very friendly presents. "Its--it's a Christmas miracle! A blood sacrifice...from friendship!"
She mouthed 'sorry' to Jake, before pulling both him and Liam under each arm into a half hug for each of them. This Christmas miracle was just too beautiful!
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:24 pm
"I CAN HELP!" Lucky had appeared suddenly and very enthusiastically behind Jake, holding his weapon a little bit too close to the other hunter. Sawblades definitely had their uses sometimes, and this was finally one of those times. If it would make christmas even more magical, did Jake really need all his limbs? UHH WHOEVER ELSE IS AROUND SORRY HAHA
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:26 pm
Ember happily watched Caroline interrogated Santa. It was kind of her to ask Santa, as this was his dominion. It would be nice to get his blessing first, and all that. Rushing towards Jake, Ember the elfin beamed and nodded. "Perfectly well, thank you! Would you like to draw it?" He was distracted by Mark's lamenting. "That's not very jolly of you," Ember crooned, inching closer to try and force-feed him, eyes wide and manic- Too bad he tripped and toppled over someone else, hands full of cookies headed for Lucy's pie hole. Cookie hole. Joy receptacle. everyone Ember's cookies offer +10 joy!
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:29 pm
And then suddenly Jake's new best friend decided to help. SO KIND.
"Oh, thank you! You really are a true friend."
Wait, draw??
Jake frowned.
"I can't draw very well."
Oh no. Was this going to affect the ritual? HE KNEW HE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN DRAWING LESSONS.
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:36 pm
Solemnly, Jordan picked out a teddy bear with a sparkly ribbon with red ends, and set it carefully on Melvin, because when someone gave you a gift it was polite to give the a gift back. "Merry Christmas!"
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:37 pm
WELL THEN Melody was quickly following a bloody trail with a very concerned look, poor guy had to be okay for Christmas after all.
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:40 pm
At the return, Melvin slowly stared at the bear and, biting his lower lip, managed a "For me?" Before taking it and hugging it tightly before pushing away a layer of toys to give Jordan a peck on the cheek.
"Thank you! I love it!"
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:41 pm
The teddy bear began to strangle the everloving s**t out of Melvin as he slowly, increasingly, became unable to breathe.
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:43 pm
"I have some crayons!" Santa suggested helpfully, "in my bag!"
There were about five different bags around him.
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