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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:41 pm
Granted but he decides to go to sleep on your keyboard.
I wish I could find my homework assignment sheet thingy.
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:22 am
Granted, but it's been through the digestive tract of a German Sheppard
I wish I had a copy of Howl's Moving Castle
(It wouldn't be the first time my cat decided the keyboard makes a good mattress)
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:22 am
Granted, but it won't play.
I wish I had new headphones.
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:33 am
Granted but there's gum stuck to them.
I wish I wasn't allergic to 'Dew
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:06 pm
granted, but they've changed the recipe and it tastes horrible
I wish I could find my damn glasses yes I lost them ...again.
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:31 pm
Granted, but they're broken.
I wish I had a nice, clean pig.
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:24 am
o.O Granted, but it's a magic pig that you can't do anything with. O.o
I wish I had new pens.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:16 pm
Granted, but inks sold seperetly and its super expensive
I wish my sister's stupid friends would go home. scream
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:18 pm
Granted, but smart Allec stayed.
[Haha, I made a funny.... or not....]
I wish I didn't feel so flabbergastedly tired/hungry/sick.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:04 pm
Granted, but now your pregnant
I wish I had the TV remote
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:07 pm
granted, but it's attached to the hand of a 400 pound bum who's obsessed with channel switching.
I wish I had a good book to read.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:09 pm
granted but it was peed on by a cat so all the pages are yellow, brittle and stinky
I wish I had some tasty warm soup
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:12 pm
granted, but it was served to you by an escaped convict who then proceeded to steal all your favorite posessions.
i wish i was a ninja.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:21 pm
granted, but your not a very good ninja and your swiftly captured by a band of camel faced pirates pirate pirate pirate
I wish I hadn't stupidly-mistakenly bought a stupid angelic parasol today gonk
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:23 pm
granted, but then you stupidly-mistakenly buy a stupid polkadot dress that screams insults at you in the dead of night.... eek
i wish i had a beautiful singing voice.
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