MinachiTsukaru
My real name is Claire. With an 'e'. Forget it and face the wrath of my plushie monkey.
No problem, Clair.
MinachiTsukaru
Yes, only the Yanks have IQ's above 100.
Well, it IS posted on the Internet, so it must be true! Although, try explaining that to people like William Faulkner, Lewis Grizzard, Robert Jordan, Mark Twain, Anne Rice and .. me.
Oh, that could be part of the problem.
MinachiTsukaru
I'm a High School Freshman and convicted BandGeek. I play mallet percussion - do not anger me, for my mallets hurt when lobed at your head.
While we're flinging insults, you ARE aware that "lobbed" has more than one 'b' in it, correct?
MinachiTsukaru
I have a very bad case of ADD.
... or maybe your parents didn't beat you regularly enough.
While we're continuing on with the theme, there might be a reason for this part, too.
Also, I'd like to make a correction:
MinachiTsukaru
My loves are anything that proves what a mindless, drooling Japanophile I really am, including verbal masturbation in my LJ about how much I'd rather be in Japan than America.
At this point, I figured I'd probably read the dumbest s**t EVER, but then I scrolled down a little bit.
MinachiTsukaru
My dislikes include ... people who talk about getting married before they're 25.
... a list which includes me, oddly enough.
You've hit rock bottom, you may commence digging.
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