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LividPeas rolled 1 100-sided dice:
79
Total: 79 (1-100)
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 Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:29 pm
Kat managed to fall flat on her face, thanks to a bit of watermelon she managed to slip on. When she was done here, she would be off watermelon for the rest of her life. "Bloody melons.."
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Bilious rolled 1 100-sided dice:
57
Total: 57 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:33 pm
Jerry was saved making Sasha's mood worse when suddenly Allan was speaking and shadows were crashing down. Staggering back with a feminine yelp, she immediately hung her cane from her bathing suit and Roar appeared in a burst of green light.
With a grunt, she staggered backward- the weight was definitely... different in his changed body. It only took a moment to regain his balance but by then, the drunken Sun Lead had closed in.
Watermelons and feelings and something Japanese and no matter how much she bobbed and weaved, Allan refused to let him go.
The man-woman stank of drink.
Bastardsbastardsbastards he wanted to snatch that glass from his hand and-
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Bittiface rolled 1 100-sided dice:
80
Total: 80 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:34 pm
Once again, as the buxom blonde barreled down the beach, Otto's feet slipped on the unsteady and sandy surface. Face planted and humiliated once again, he almost wanted just stay there and get some more of the sun's killer rays. Quote: [b]61- 80:[b/] You slip on a piece of stray watermelon as you attempt to get closer and fall flat on your face. Noone saw that right? You quickly get up and proceed to attack normally. [b]61- 80:[b/] You slip on a piece of stray watermelon as you attempt to get closer and fall flat on your face. Noone saw that right? You quickly get up and proceed to attack normally.
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Blade Kuroda rolled 1 100-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:37 pm
Suddenly there was a large shadow looming over them. It was more fog. Great. Aside from that, it was now launching watermelons at them. This was definitely not what Deryk would have wanted out of a trip to the beach. And unfortunately for him, he was too busy lamenting over how much this all sucked and as a result he ended up taking a watermelon straight to the chest, knocking him over and taking the breath right out of his lungs.
"uuuugh.."
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Bittiface rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 8
Total: 9 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:38 pm
 Damage: 0 Charge: 0 Boss: 188
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Bilious rolled 1 100-sided dice:
73
Total: 73 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:39 pm
Finally, Jerry managed to dodge away, stumbling across the sand around the babbling Allan towards the foggy, melony beast. Sand suddenly gave way to melon rind, the tiny sled under foot sending her skidding- at least it was in the direction she wanted to go. Quote: 61- 80: You slip on a piece of stray watermelon as you attempt to get closer and fall flat on your face. Noone saw that right? You quickly get up and proceed to attack normally.
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Syusaki rolled 1 100-sided dice:
49
Total: 49 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:39 pm
Someone was patting her on the back. Wilson looked up to realize it was Ami. She pulled her mask down just enough to wipe away the tears. “O-Okay…” Wilson sniffled a couple times and looked at the boss monster. What? No. Nooooo whyyyyy? Shoulders slumped, she headed toward the creature until she was stopped by Allan(ette). She might have flinched.
“Allan I-I realize but uh….it’s kind of uh….” Allan(ette) please stop. Please. Stop. Talking. Please. Wilson just wants this over with.
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Blade Kuroda rolled 1 100-sided dice:
94
Total: 94 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:40 pm
And so Deryk got back up to his feet. This time around, he was a little more ready for what was coming and aptly dodged the flying melons that were going all over the place. Letting out a sigh, he readied Tooley and went on charging for the fog creature thing.
"This still sucks," he murmured while he rushed.
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Baneful rolled 1 100-sided dice:
20
Total: 20 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:41 pm
Rep wanted another drink, he was pleasantly buzzed and the ice cream and pills and whatever else had kicked in enough he was on his own little happy Rep place where he was just imagining this whole thing and he'd wake up tomorrow with everything normal and definitely not missing important things.
For now he just had to be a good woman, which meant being pretty until a man needed something doing.
What he wasn't expecting was a melon to come sailing over and smack him in the boobs, knocking him backwards onto the ******** rude" he hissed, getting back up and brushing himself off.
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 10-sided dice:
8, 6
Total: 14 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:43 pm
Ugh. Ugh. Bounce. Bounce. Real boob physics sucked. Deryk had decided this. They were nice in games. But in reality? They really. Really sucked. It was by some miracle that he managed to actually land a fairly solid blow onto the fog monster, burying the hidden blade into the mists.
HP: 50
Damage: 8
Boss: 180
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Syusaki rolled 1 100-sided dice:
15
Total: 15 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:44 pm
She had managed to escape Allan(ette). This was good. Wilson lifted her canons. Maybe she could finally attack the thin—
A melon smacked her right in the…melons. She let out a wheeze before she fell to the ground, arms over her chest. Attacking the monster could wait. She was just going to lay here on the ground and curl up into a ball for a little bit. Yeah. Y-You guys go on ahead.
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x_Nata_x rolled 1 100-sided dice:
59
Total: 59 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:48 pm
Taking into consideration her social ineptness and her mechanical personality, it took her a while to ditch Allen. Mostly it involved standing there, waiting for him to notice another person who had seemingly made the same mistake she had... which was destroying watermelons? Petra still wasn't sure, despite the extensive conversation she'd just had with the division assistant, if you could even call it a conversation. Whatever it was, as soon as the other hunter's attention was diverted, the death hunter immediately took her leave, turning ninety degrees and walking behind him and away, towards the monster which was threatening the beach. Bits of watermelon were everywhere, the pink meat of the melon making the sand wet and sticky, and she made just the slightest face of discomfort as she stepped in it, a shiver running down her spine.
Gross.
'Lets get it over with.'
Mentally, Petra agreed. Lifting her mace, she twisted it in her palms again, trying to get a good feel before lunging.
Of course, then Allen showed up.
Again.
Miss~
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Interesting Conversationalist
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Bilious rolled 2 10-sided dice:
7, 3
Total: 10 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:49 pm
Roar's blast sent the poor girl sprawling back into the sand. The important thing was that she hit her target.
Gritting her teeth, Jerry hauled herself back up, shifting her cane to where she wouldn't trip on it. At the hip seemed problematic. She popped the curved end into her cleavage to try hooking her suit that way. Yeah, that was better.
HP: 50/50
Damage: 4
Boss HP: 180-4= 176
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chiickadee rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 6
Total: 7 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:53 pm
With Wilson all sorted out and back on the playing field, Ami stood up as well and looked over at Kat. "Oye I saw that!" she said, laughing at the poor girl who tripped. "Give 'em hell Katherine!"
She attempted to juggle Junpei into a comfortable position and just failed to do anything whatsoever. These damn boobs made it so much harder hold him!
... At least she looked pretty * u *
HP: 50/50
DMG: 0
Charge: 0/3
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x_Nata_x rolled 1 100-sided dice:
94
Total: 94 (1-100)
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Interesting Conversationalist
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:02 pm
Seriously Allen, knock it off. By this point she was getting annoyed, PMS making it very difficult for her to be civil with the... woman. This time she didn't even bother waiting for him to get distracted. As soon as she found a break in his stride, pausing, she was sure, just to take a breath, Petra lifted her hand to stop him. Whether or not he actually stopped, she didn't know, but it didn't matter -- she was going to ******** that monster up. Right now, preferably.
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