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Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 3:17 pm
Granted, but now you can never find jeans long enough for your extremely long legs. I wish I was more awake! 
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Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:53 pm
wish granted but now you'll be awake all the time.
I wish I had a cupcake right now.
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Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 2:37 pm
Wish granted, but it's got ants! I wish we didn't have to wait so long between posting our posts if we're done typing... 
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Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 5:41 am
(aww shucks, darn ants wink ) Wish granted only now you can only post every 10 minutes.
I wish I could have my dream job.
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Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 8:07 am
Granted, but you went to bed and dreamed of another ideal job and now you want that one!! I wish I wasn't so itchy (damn mosquitoes!!) 
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Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 8:41 am
Wish granted but now you never ever feel another itch which means you won't know if bugs are crawling on you!
I wish I knew how to speak another language.
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Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:31 pm
Wish granted, but now you can't keep the different languages straight so now you confuse everyone.
I wish I had internet at home.
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Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:41 pm
Wish granted but now you only have dial up
I wish I could play guitar.
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Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:10 pm
Wish granted but you don't own one I wish to have a brain that would be able to hold an infinite amount of knowledge without having to go back and review the material
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 5:21 am
SB_Kyoko-Chan Wish granted but you don't own one rofl Aww shucks! lol Wish granted only now that your brain is all filled to the brim with knowledge there is no room for your brain to "remember" how to perform basic functions like telling you when you need to use the rest room or blink. I wish my birthday would hurry up and come!
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Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 9:28 am
Wish granted, but your wishlist wasn't updated so you got a lot of duplicates!! I wish nobody ever suffered from depression. 
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Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:01 am
Wish granted unfortunately now all of those who suffered from depression now suffer from depression's equally as ugly cousin, anxiety...
I wish it was sunny and hot instead of cloudy and hot...
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Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 4:36 pm
Wish granted, but little did you know when you made that wish, the sun would never go away again. No more night, and a drought headed your way. I wish insulin didn't have to be taken with a injection. 
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Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 6:35 pm
Wish granted but now you have to take it in the form of an enema...
I wish I could think of a funny wish...
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Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 10:14 am
^ I lol'd.
Granted- you've thought of the greatest wish ever, but you lose your voice/pencils break/pens explode/the power goes out whenever you try and express what it is.
I wish for another day off from work.
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