...Hermes...
Lord of Thieves
Hermes laughed, "Still sexy, I see," he said to Aphrodite. "The baby weight came off fast." Then he turned to Hera, "Yeah, I'm running to 'Daddy.' From what I hear, I'm seeing more of him than you these days." He mock-pouted, faking a whiney voice, "Aww, are you still upset about Argus? Well... see it this way. At least you have peacocks now." He plastered on a grin and said, condescendingly, "Maybe they'll be your friends!" He turned to Apollo, sobering up, "No need to yell. A medicine man should remain calm, for the sake of the patient," he said, almost reprimanding him, "Everyone should leave here. Go into the Garden and let Apollo work."
You run with me, I always win.