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 Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 9:28 am
Well at least it wasn't cocaine!
I'm calling from jail because I stalked Harry Potter to Hogwarts..
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:11 am
Since when did you like Harry Potter?
I'm calling from jail because I thought I saw a Putty Tat.
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:10 pm
"I told you to leave the area!
I am calling from jail because I whacked the cop on the ear."
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:41 pm
 That's not going to make him hear better!
I'm calling from jail because I didn't get my pizza!
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:35 am
I told you to just cook one yourself!
I'm calling from jail because I stole a Krabby Patty
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:26 am
I told you you wouldn't get caught if you stole from the Chum bucket instead.
I'm calling from jail because I offered my dog to Satan in a ritual sacrifice.
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:32 am
Why must my fate be set?
I already told you! Satan hates Hot dogs. D<
I'm calling from jail because I crossed the street beside the crosswalk.
In this world that to my elders I am in debt?
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:59 am
Who the hell needs crosswalks anyways.
I'm calling from jail because they caught me throwing my nuclear waste in the local river.
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:08 am
Why must my fate be set?
That's why you dump it on the road!
I'm calling from jail because I like the creamy sensation of Peanut Butter. razz
In this world that to my elders I am in debt?
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:25 am
I told you the bitter flavour of chocolate was better.
I'm calling from jail because I cheated on the daughter of a police officer.
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 3:44 pm
That's not gonna make the situtaion any better is it?
I'm calling from jail because I wanted to voice Homer Simpson
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:05 pm
D'oh! I told you don't eat those cop's pants!
I'm calling from jail because the police saw I had donut... only one.
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:27 pm
Never get caught by a police with one doughnet in your hand!
I'm calling from jail because I was caught spinning tops on Queen Victoria's chair at Bucingham Palace
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:49 pm
...Who?
I'm calling from jail because I referenced Looney Toons in my last post.
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:54 pm
Remember the Admin likes Hello Kitty better!
I'm calling from jail because I was on Team Nobody instead of Team Edward..
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