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 Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:20 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: american dream?
You: to kill every fat kid that asks 'asl'?
You: ar u a fat kid?
Stranger: im not fat
You: then u ar safe
Stranger: 173cm
You: im only 3 inches tall and i live inside ur brain
Stranger: hehe
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:22 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: biggrin
You: ello chap
You: 37 M in ur closet
You: :3
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:23 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: hermy walawala bing bang in ur closet
You: biggrin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:28 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: O.O
You: i see u squirrel!
You: GIVE ME BACK MY COOKIE!!!
You: Watashi wa Gwee
You: and u my friend
You: just
You: lost
You: the
You: game
You: :3
You: i like u
You: u smell nice
You: just like dead corpses
You: :3
You: can i keep these wrapers?
You: they taste like free
You: XD
You: ur a real nice person
You: can i have ur kidney?
You: please?
You: its for a good cause...
You: i promised this giant and a cyclopse a human head
You: but its sunday and i don't decapitate on sundays
You: so can i have a kidney?
You: u do have two right?
You: ok
You: XD
You: i like u
You: u listen
You: ur nice
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lol
XD
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:30 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m/f
You: hi
You: im a big person
You: can i have some buttons?
You: i ate all mine
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ok i iz done messin wit ppl for now
XD
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:33 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
Stranger: hey
You: Giraffe?
Stranger: yes thats me
You: Oh, I thought it was Hippo
Stranger: nope...just plain ol me
You: How've you been, Giraffe?
Stranger: uh, pretty good..just doing the bet i can...its a jungle out here
Stranger: how about u
Stranger: sometimes i forget your name....whats your name again
You: Good, good. Alligator has tried to eat Dog though. I'm Llama, of course!
Stranger: what!!! alligator tried to eat dog...when did this happen
You: Yesterday, after he cheated with Lion. It was a bad day, a bad day indeed...
Stranger: oh so did lion like the dog or something
You: Yes, it was very tramatizing.
Stranger: o no...what happened...whend did u find otu about this
Stranger: we're u there
You: I was there, Alligator would've eaten Bunny if the cops weren't there.
You: Dog is in the hospital, Bunny is there too.
Stranger: OH NO!!!!
Stranger: are they gonna be alright
You: Doctor Lemur says they'll be fine after about a week or so.
Stranger: (sigh)...oh great...i was worried for a second...why did dog try to cheat..i cant believe him
You: OH MY- OH MY GOD, ALLIGATOR IS LOOSE!!!!
You: HE'S-HE'S OUTSIDE MY WINDOW!!!
You: WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!?! OH GOD, HE'S GOT A CHAINSAW!!!
You: HELP ME!!! HELP ME!!! DEAR GOD HEL-
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:54 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: as the thingy says
Stranger: hi
You: your a random stranger
You: STRANGER DANGER
Stranger: 14 male here
Stranger: u
You: OH MY GOD
You: YOUR HALF MY AGE SONNY
You: REACH FOR THE CANDY
You: IN MY PANTS
You: ;D
You: sonny?
You: sooooonny?
You: WHAT'S THAT LASSIE? SONNY'S STUCK IN A WELL
You: ?
You: I BETTER GO CATCH HIM.
You: THIS IS GOING ON GAIA BTW.
Stranger: ur crazy
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:52 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for tiny chat with female
You: im looking for small boys with blond hair
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:56 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: hello
Stranger: are you creepy ?
You: no
You: ar u?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: just kidding
You: okay...
Stranger: where are you from... ?
You: who wants to know?
Stranger: well, me.
You: well me, i don't give such personal info out other than:
You: i am Gwee Frankina Davina Julina the 3rd from the land of skittles and cookies,
your lord and master
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
was it something i said?
o.o
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:58 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiii 20 m here ur asl???
You: 54 M under ur bed sheets
You: :3
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:00 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: finland?
You: Weasel?
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:04 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi looking fo a horney girl with msn
Stranger: ?
You: hello there
You: im looking for a strong muscular young man that still has all his teeth
You: are u from ages 10-12?
Stranger: haha it
Stranger: no
You: awww
Stranger: 15-16
You: its never the young ones
You: crying
Stranger: how old are u?
You: well better mosey on down to Choir pratctice again
You: im a 40 yr old music teacher of a church
You: :3
Stranger: nice
Stranger: do u have msn?
You: isn't it?
You: no sonny im lucky if i even get basic cable with these old rabbit ears
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:16 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: Where you from?
You: why u wanna know?
You: .-.
Stranger: Lol what else is there to talk about?
You: the end of the world?
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: when do you think it's gonna happen?
You: 2012 ofcourse
Stranger: naah
You: im gonna dig me a whole and burry myself so i won't get exploded-ed
Stranger: nothing's gonna happen
You: tis the safest thing
Stranger: everyone's too scared about this 2012 thing
You: hide ur baby teeth to
You: i hear the aliens have some sick fetish for teeth
You: o-o
Stranger: so you predict an alien invasion?
You: yesh
You: the aliens will invade and the My Little Pony ppl will alie with them...
Stranger: that's a great theory
You: and everyone will be forced to listen to Miley Cyrus sing all day
Stranger: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: id rather blow my brains out
You: >.<
Stranger: I'm not a big fan but...some of her stuff is kinda catchy
You: its all crap
You: just like jonas brothers and justin beiber
You: =w=
Stranger: Lol
You: evil little puppets
Stranger: what kind of music do you like?
You: anything that doesn't involve a group of highschoolers breaking into song during school hrs
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: that's admirable
Stranger: i'm not a big fan of that genre either
Stranger: i'm mostly into pop-punk
You: im more into j-pop/j-rock
Stranger: J-Pop?
You: japanese pop?
Stranger: Ahh
Stranger: Don't think I've ever heard it , to be honest
You: meh lost of ppl never heard of it
You: thats why my taste in music is original
You: :3
Stranger: it's definitely different
Stranger: but you shouldn't be different just for the sake of it
You: i love j-pop/j-rock
Stranger: that's all that matters
You: yesh
Stranger: Do you speak Japanese?
You: im learning
Stranger: So how much of the songs do you get?
You: i usually listen to a whole song then scavenger for the english/japanese lyrics
Stranger: Any favorite artists?
You: hmmm Gackt
You: Ikimono Gakari
You: Alice Nine
You: etc.
Stranger: i'll try to check it out
You: alrighty
You: well i gotta head
Stranger: nice chatting
You: nice chattin wit yah
You: lol
You: k byez
Stranger: bye
Stranger: smile
You have disconnected.
omg...and actual convo wit someone not a perv
XD
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:20 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: do you have a pic of your boobs
You: do u have a bag for me to put ur balls in after i castrate u?
Stranger: no evil witch
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:23 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m 18 usa
You: m 48 under ur bed
Stranger: i knew it
You: i am Gwee Frankina Davina Julina the 3rd from the land of skittles and cookies,
your lord and master
Stranger: come suck my d--k
You: no
You: sicko
You: *throws grenade*
Stranger: your the one under my bed
You: *runs*
You: BOOM!!!
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