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 Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:17 am
Feh, I'm too ninja to be killed by bullets.
Shoot me with a SAW. Do it.
I'll catch the bullets.
ALL OF THEM.
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:29 am
Only catch them, Venom? I'll catch them with my TEETH! Then eat them with only mild indigestion.
Joe, we all know your only weakness(es) is bullets....and edge weapons...and unedged weapons...and me...and fluffy kittens...Duffy, of course...bowling bowls...thumb infections...the cold...
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:22 am
You forgot AIDS, Foreigner.
Venom, I am impressed, and disturbingly I believe you.
But you were grudging in the hug, so we don't even need to kill you.
biggrin
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:01 pm
There's no other hug for males that I can give, but a grudging one. *Sits in corner, sharpens an already-absurdly-sharp naginata*
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:54 pm
Dude, I just choose to let those puny things hit me so that you guys don't get creeped out by my invulnerability.
Except Duffy. No one can resist Duffy.
And hey, a man can give another man a hug. It's OK, because Bayer is clearly homo.
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:03 pm
A guy in my Speech class gave a speech on how to give a man-hug. It was epic.
"Be sure to lean back. This is a non-threatening posture which indicates that you are not about to lunge."
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:48 pm
Lol, man. And I was obviously using a grenade minigun. Obviously.
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:19 pm
Haha, surrrre. That bowling ball hit you pretty damn hard. xd
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:13 pm
How on earth do you bowl with a bowl?
Venom:...oh my gosh, how I wish I had been there.
Joe: You wish I was homo, because you have those erotic dreams about me, now don't you?
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:18 pm
Jacob: ********. YOU.
Alex: Ahh, yeah. I've had that talk before.
"Always talk about a mantastic subject immediately after. Football is highly suggested."
Bayer: ...what? OK then.
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:20 am
Bayer: What are you talking about? You bowl with a ball.
Joe: No thanks.
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:04 am
Foreigner: You discrediting b*****d, you.
Joe: You know I speak the truth.
Also, "mantastic" needs to be in the dictionary.
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:55 pm
NativeForeigner Haha, surrrre. That bowling bowl hit you pretty damn hard. xd NativeForeigner Bayer: What are you talking about? You bowl with a ball. Joe: No thanks.
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:36 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:24 pm
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