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 Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:36 pm
~The machine eats your fruit and has an allergic reaction to it. After convulsing for 30 seconds you receive a nasty sneeze in your face.~
*I see you wiping the mechanical snot off your face and laughing I insert a string bikini into the machines slot.*
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:15 pm
As you enter the bikini you see yourself start to change. You feel your gut burble and your extremities become sore. Your clothing becomes tight and you start to panic. Your skin itches as it bursts forth from your clothes, red and sore from the stretching. You begin to pear at your self in the machine and realize you have grown into a sore laden monster. With a bikini on.
*I enter a single goldfish, in the hopes that I may receive him back, multiplied*
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:19 pm
You get back a dead fish and alot of other dead fish because they went through a vending machine.
I insert my Ancient Katana along with my Dark Halo hoping that the machine will combine them to make the Dark Halo Katana.
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:51 pm
[This is...]
If only sorrow could build a staircase,
or tears could show the way....
Well... the machine read your thoughts, but realized it would be too nice of it to give you what you really wanted, and instead gave you a Katana Dark Halo. xD
*Inserts Sunglasses*
...I would climb my way to heaven,
and bring him home again.
[...Suicide Season]
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:31 am
~Seeing as the vending machine has no eyes it takes your sunglasses and constructs new eyes for itself out of them, then it spits out a parasol for you to block the sun's rays with.~
*Even though the machine was so rude to me earlier, I decide to give it another try. So I insert one of the slim fasts I'd been drinking into the slot.*
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 3:10 am
The machine pukes up the slim fast drink, and you get a variety of colourful splatters on your clothes. sweatdrop
I insert a T-rex.
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:18 pm
You get dino bones.
*inserts chapstick*
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:01 pm
You get fishsticks.
[inserts gravel]
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:59 pm
The gravel clogs up the inner workings of the machine, and into your face shoots a big black cloud of soot and smoke.
~Inserts generic video game medpak in hopes of it repairing the machine~
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:13 pm
The machine spits out a stream of gravel and bandages.
I insert a copy of Windows ME. twisted
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:31 pm
Regular Season Record: 
Thomas Vanek&&;
You receive a broken down laptop.
*inserts a workout medicine ball*
Derek Roy&&; 20-15-5
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:09 am
you get an eye ball
*inserts my body*
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:07 am
~you get death because the machine killed you XD~
*inserts wish for Nitemare Bustier*
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:51 pm
You receive 'Arrow in my Head.'
I insert a cherry bomb.
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:56 pm
You get a set of springs covered in caramel
[inserts Master Chief]
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