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 Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:09 pm
Matthew glanced at yata, shaking his head 'no.' "No thanks." he said flatly. "I'm going with you...I can change up th ematches...make some of em' sick.' He said grinning as he phased into a widdle' boy younger the Kyfen. He ran over to Luna. "LU LU!! LU LU!!!" He shouted. "Uppie!" he said holding his hand sout and opening and closing his fingers.
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:40 am
walking quickly over i wraped, some fishing line around matt while saying, "And your the perfect bait." dragging him back to the elemental plane i laughed as i casted him into the sea of fire with ease.
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:00 pm
"OHHH," Clayron groaned. "Matt just got burrnnned..."
He walked over to Yata and asked, "Dude, would you mind calling my current girlfriend, Carlie, and tell her I died in a car crash? I'd get someone else to do it, but DAMN you sound depressing on the phone! I told her I would meet her for dinner at eight, but now that we're going to Rome, She'll get P.O'd."
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:02 pm
Matthew phased and came up patting Clayron on the back. "Bud, him sounding depressed over the phone. Can I do the honors?" He asked trying to keep a strgiht face, he lived for stuff like this. "ORRR I can make her sick, brign me to dinner, and I'll kill her.." he sai dsmiling.
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:05 pm
"No, I'll do it!" Cyrea jumped for the opportunity to make someone besides an immortal an emo. Seriously, she was running out of people. She flicked her cellphone and dialed into it. "Hello. Is this...Carlie Troaitite? I'm afraid to tell you that Clayron Whatevahs has died. See you."
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:05 pm
i kicked matt back into the fire then said, "I'll make the call, how would you like it? sad, depressing and serous or more like 'Your husbend died in battle we're sorry for your loss'?"
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:12 pm
"Weren't you listening? Cryea just did it! And she did it so coldly! Geeze..."
He reached for the phone. "I can't believe you!" He dialed Carlie's number. He waited a few seconds and then said, "Carlie, it's Clay. I'm so sorry for your loss. It'll pass eventualy."
"Wait, what?"
Clayron instantly slammed the phone down. "See, Cryea. That's how you giv condolences! xd
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:15 pm
"Dude, you called someone who someone just called to say you were dead, if that makes any sense. I'm going to kick your pitiful a** one of these days, but I don't feel like it right now. I'm gonna go get some more popcorn."
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:20 pm
"Right... And you think my mortal ex from the fourteenth century being alive does make sense? I didn't think so..."
Clayron walked over to the fire and asked, "Is he gonna be okay?"
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:24 pm
"What? Oh, that. Yea, that happens when restless spirits decide to tell death to f*** off and take their bodies back and stuff. Not that problematic. I can get rid of her if I feel like it, but I don't, because I like seeing you in pain."
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:42 pm
Clayron put on a sarcastic face. "So u gave her the immortality. I should have known.... Cryea, ******** YOU! Do you know what you've done!? It's like chuck norris just roundhouse kicked us 50 times over!" He stormed out. but then he came back five minutes later saying, "So when do we leave?"
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:42 pm
"he might, if he gets out before the sharks come.." looking farther out i spot some fins, "To late, hes going to hurting in the morning." pulling out another fishing rod, i cast it in the fire and wait.
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:56 pm
Matthew tapped Yata on the shoulder. "Hm? Wadda ya mean I'ma' be hurt. I'm right here dumb a**." he closed the portal and looked at Clayron. "Don't worry, we'll ******** with your girlfirned a bit...Drive her insane, it'll be fun."
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Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:29 am
Anyone with the TV on to oprah's channel might have noticed that they were reviewing a odd book. The title was; And then i murdered him. A picture of Ixpath holding a policemans head above his was on the front. "Now, this is the most disturbing book i have ever read. Let's give you a quote. 'Then, i tore off his head and used it as a hat.' Does that not seem excessive? Why did you write this book Mr..." Sitting in a chair, Ixpath said "Because i wanted the world to know of my murderous exploits and deeds."
Silence.
Eat your wheaties.
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Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:11 pm
i reeled in a big, one. grabing it by the tail opend back up the portal and used it as a baseball bat on matt. "Soon, i need some preperations to make, and i still need to study the crystal and get back to the mortal and her mom. that and i need to create a worm hole to give matt a first hand experince on romen fights."
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