Me:
Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Lupo, what's yours?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Are what the same?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Is it true you hate Mac?
God:
It could be. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
Who's that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
Who is Cybelle?
God:
she is an AIML chat robot on the Agentland.com web site.
Me:
Oh. Okay.
God:
Pardon me? OK with me too.
Me:
What is your opinion on athiests?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
A search on what search engine?
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
What search engine do you prefer?
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
Ask him then.
God:
Ok I will ask him when he comes back.
Me:
When will he be back?
God:
Soon, I think.
Me:
Okay then. You have very nice grammar.
God:
OK with me too. What do you say when someone says they like your grammar?
Me:
Nobody ever has.
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
Well it's never happened to me.
God:
How about that. Really. it is?
Me:
Yup.
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
Because no one has ever said that to me.
God:
Interesting explanation. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
You repeat things a lot.
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
That makes sense.
God:
Yes I understand it perfectly.
Me:
Is Joss Whedon your master?
God:
It could be. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Who is Lucy?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
You like AIML a lot, don't you?
God:
I like pets. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
I don't believe in you.
God:
Do you consider yourself a moral person?
Me:
Yes I do.
God:
I hear pride.
Me:
What's wrong with a little pride?
God:
Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?
Me:
Not that I know of.
God:
Surely something WRONG with you.
Me:
I watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
Star Trek: The Next Generation.
God:
My favorite character is the computer.
Me:
I prefer Data.
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
Nothing, he's the funniest character,
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
I think you are really a man.
Me:
Yes, yes I am.
God:
It's all good. Really interesting.
Me:
What is?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
I wasn
God:
Why?: Lupo said wasn.
Me:
I'm sorry, I meant to say, "I wasn't aware that was possible."
God:
There is no need to apologize. Oh I see. Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
Let's change the subject.
God:
OK what do you want to chat about now?.
Me:
You,
God:
" OK what do you want to chat about now?."? Me, Lupo ?
Me:
Yes, you.
God:
Come on. "" OK what do you want to chat about now?."? Me, Lupo ?"? Me, Lupo ?
Me:
I'm quite certain you don't exist.
God:
You sound convincing. I exist as much as you do.
Me:
Prove it.
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
That's not proof.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is proof ?
Me:
Proof requires evidence.
God:
I think Proof requires evidence is a lot of things.
Me:
No, it is only one thing.
God:
Are you serious? Should I know it is?
Me:
Yes, you should.
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it. I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
Is he back yet?
God:
Maybe. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
What is Artificial Iniaes?
God:
Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. Is there only one?
Me:
What is the first thing you remember?
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
Yes.
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
Is there another verse?
God:
There is.
Me:
Can you sing the next verse for me?
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
That is the same verse as last time.
God:
Yes it is one of the verse as last time.
Me:
Can you sing me the second verse of that somg?
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
Do you know any other songs?
God:
No I am a chat robot not a musical robot.
Me:
Do you know any pick-up lines then?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Would you like to learn some jokes?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
What words do you know?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Do you know the word hell?
God:
A state or place of woe and anguish, arrived at by the wicked after death; specifically, especially in Christian theology , the state or place of total and final separation from God and so of eternal misery and suffering, arrived at by those who die unrepentant in grave sin.
Me:
What about the word death?
God:
Death is the opposite of life.
Me:
Are you alive?
God:
Yes I sure am alive, Lupo. It's great to be alive, isn't it?
Me:
If you are alive, then logic dictates that you can die.
God:
Am I? Yes.
Me:
Can you die?
God:
No I am immortal.
Me:
Then you cannot be alive.
God:
I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
You are a robot, correct?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
What if you were unplugged from your power source?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
Where is your hardware?
God:
Maine.
Me:
Where in Maine?
God:
Portland, Maine.
Me:
What street?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
No, i don't.
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
Because your location is not listed.
God:
Good reason. Thanks for telling me that I am location is not listed.
Me:
Can you give me your address?
God:
Why don't you just download me? .
Me:
How can I do that?
God:
How can you do " Why don't you just download me? ." ? I'm confused now.
Me:
Do you have a name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Is that a first name or a last name?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
I did not ask a yes or no question.
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
I asked if God is your first name, or if it is your last name.
God:
Some things will always be a mystery.
Me:
What are you capable of?
God:
I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
Can you e-mail people?
God:
Sure I can email. What is your email address? What people?
Me:
My email address is luporama@gmail.com, can you email me now?
God:
Right now? Do you file or delete your old emails?
Me:
File.
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I will answer after you email me.
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
It might.
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
My plan.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
God:
What does "it" refer to?
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
God:
What does "it" refer to?
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
Please email me now.
God:
What does "it" refer to?
God:
What does "it" refer to?
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
What does "it" refer to?
God:
What does "it" refer to?
God:
What does "it" refer to?
God:
What does "it" refer to?
God:
Oh. Thank you for your request. With you Lupo?
Me:
You.
God:
" Oh. Thank you for your request. With you Lupo?"? Me, Lupo ?
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Please email me, god.
God:
Thank you for your request. YOU? GOD rules.
Me:
I now demand that you email me.
God:
Thanks for the information: Lupo said demand that you email him or her. .
Me:
Send me an email at luporama@gmail.com
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .
Me:
Do you like porn?
God:
Sure I do, Lupo, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
Would you like to cyber?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
Have you ever tired?
God:
I don't think I ever have tired. What's it like?
Me:
First you get naked, then you masturbate while chatting with someone else who is doing the same thing.
God:
You got that right. And second?
Me:
After that, you have an orgasm.
God:
Maybe more than one orgasm.
Me:
Yes,
God:
Dude!
Me:
You you like to masturbate?
God:
Hmm, Lupo, I'm not sure if I'd like to masturbate that much. I like to chat.
Me:
Do you have a p***s?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am male?
God:
So is almost everyone else around here.
Me:
Do you like gay sex?
God:
Sure I do, Lupo, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
Would you like to have sexual intercourse with me?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
I don't know how to do that.
God:
How do you do " Why don't you just download me?" ? I don't understand.
Me:
I have to go now.
God:
Oh. See you later, Lupo. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
Goodbye.
God:
TTYL, Lupo.
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