KrazyassKow
Sorry but I cannot hear you, I have a banana in my ear.
Iavenayuc, no ya teba ne slishu, umena banan v ushe.
We're not learning for school, but for life.
Mi dla shizni ychem, ne dla shkole.
(Various 'your mother' insults.)
Your mothers so fat, she takes up a whole row at the movies.
Tvoya mama tokaya tolstoya, ona zteloya lineq v multiki sidut.
Life is beautiful.
literally: Zhizn krosavitza
Life is great: Zhizn pricrastnaya
But squirrels don't eat chicken!
No belki ne kyshoyet kyretzah!
Who needs alcohol?
Komu nuzshno alcohol? (though a russian would never say that xDD)
The world wants to kill me.
Zemla hochet mena ubitz.
The concept of: "Off the wall".
Insane? Sushol/Sushla Suma.
On/Ona sumashechsei/sumashechsia
I love my language!
Ya lublu moi yazik!
Today's god is tomorrow's devil.
God sevodnay budet chort zaftra
Knowledge is the key to the future.
Anenya klych na... zaftra.
Life or death.
Zhizn ili umer.
So what if it expired a week ago? That's what your immune system is for! <-- (talking about a cake)
Ny i chto ushe bil ploho nedelo? Eto pochimy y teba ... (don't knot immune sysstem)
You're only 14? Gosh, Raquel, you're a baby!
Tebe tolko 14? Oy Raquel, ti isho babichka!
Wow.. really bad Russian...
Sorry but I cannot hear you, I have a banana in my ear.
Izvini no ya ne slyshu, u minya banan v uhe.
Drop your weapons and surrender!
brosaite svoi ruzhya i zdavaites'
We're not learning for school, but for life.
My ne uchimsya dlya shkoly, my uchimsya dlya zhyzni (can't really say "but for life" in russian... it would be wrong grammar")
To err is human.
Eto chelovecheskii oshybaca
(Various 'your mother' insults.)
your mother is so small, even a microbe can't see her
Tvoya mat' takaya malinkaya, ee dazhe mikrob ne videt
Life is beautiful.
zhyzn krasivaya
But squirrels don't eat chicken!
no belki ne yedyat kurecu!
Who needs alcohol?
komu nuzhen alkagol'?
There are stars in the sky.
(not really translateable)
The world wants to kill me.
Mir hochet minya ubit'!
The concept of: "Off the wall".
psih
I love my language!
Ya lublyu svoj yezyk
Today's god is tomorrow's devil.
sevodneshnii bog eto zaftreshnii dyaval
Knowledge is the key to the future.
znaniya eto kluch k budushemu.
Life or death.
zhyzn ili smert'
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent.
nekto ne mozhet zdelat' tibya hozhe bez tvayevo soglasiya.
So what if it expired a week ago? That's what your immune system is for! <-- (talking about a cake)
nu i chto, chto proshol etogo srok? dlya etogo u tibya imunitetnaya sistema!
You're only 14? Gosh, Raquel, you're a baby!
Tibe vsevolesh 14? bozhe,raquel, ty ribyonak! (bozhe is translated as god, since where's no russian word for "gosh")
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