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 Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:55 am
I see a shiny new toy gun *cough, no band references there >.>;* and decide to pretend to shoot people with it. Well... it goes off =_=;
There is a high speed police chase, where I eventually evade and go into hiding for 7 years.
Later my mother-in-law turns me in for the ransom money and I am given the death sentence since I live in Texas and it's legal here >.>;
I drop my knitting needles on my way out the door.
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:53 pm
I pick up the knitting needle and start pretending it's a sword. Though I run into an old lady who was helplessly confused and thought I was really holding a sword. I laughed some....untill she pulled out a shot gun. I got shot. I dropped some chewed gum.
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:42 pm
I step on the chewed gum and my foot becomes stuff to the floor. I pull and pull but I can not break free. I eventually die of dehydration.
I drop a blue thong.
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:19 pm
What is it with you and thongs??
Anyway, I find this blue thong on the ground. "Eww," I say. "Someone dropped their thong." So I gingerly pick it up and look for a rubbish bin. But just before I find one, the irate owner of the thong find me and accuses me of stealing it. Then she strangles me with her thong.
I drop a cork screw.
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:21 am
so i use the cork screw to hit people's head,hahahaha,got you,but he just lie down,so i put my fingers on his nose,but he's dead,i say,i better run,while i was running,i got a hitman chasing after me,he throw a boomerang,and i got hit on the head,lol,i dropped my jedi blade(it says:from band nerd smile lol
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:54 am
yea so i see this jedi blade and i go to pick it up and i accidently slice my finger. i bleed to death [ yea so that was creative]
lets see i drop umm......a cereal box.
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:40 pm
I pick up the cereal box and dump out it's contents to get at the toy inside. As I try to open the the bag that the toy is in I slip on the cereal that is now on the ground and fall on my back. As I fall I let go of the toy and it drops into my open mouth. I partly sallow it when I hit the ground and coke to death.
I drop a red thong.
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:18 am
So i picked up the red thong and says(god,cobalt,if you love thong so much,i will buy you 1 million of it) talk2hand ok.so i sell the red thong,but was caught by a police,he said(this is my wife's one,you thief)he lock me up in his basement and torture me to death.well,i dropped my slithering boomerang.
PS.DON'T PUT ANYMORE THONGS PLEASE.
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:26 pm
i find this boomerang on the ground and decide to throw it for some reason. it hits a kangaroo, my mother and then hits a pissed off police guy,....as it comes back to me i am run over by a truck(random....hee hee bet you thought i would get attacked...hee hee) as i die a magic eight ball falls out of my pocket.
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:23 pm
I pick up the magic eight ball and it kills me immediately. It had some bad mojo.
I drop a plaid thong. (Ok...who didn't see that one coming?)
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:08 pm
I just stare at this thong that came flying through my window. I decide that I do not want to know where this flying thong came from and decide to burn it. Unfortunately the house burns down too, with me traped inside.
I die of thrid degree burns...mainly on my face. burning_eyes
I drop a lighter.
@Cobalt: I used wash the laundry at my house...and just so you know, my mom owns a plaid thong...scary no? needless to say, it's not something I want to picture my mother dearest in. thanks for bringing up past horrors. *twitch*
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:13 am
I just stare at the lighter as something came out of it,it is a fire demon,i got burned,ahahahahahaha,ok,you know how it goes,i dropped my spider plushie,as big as a human legs. razz
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:21 am
I squeeze the spider plushie so hard that it explodes and I die.
As I die I drop a cheesit.
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:06 pm
Walking down the street, i hear a crunch. I pull my foot up to see a cheeseit and a dying cockroach. He calls for reinforcements and they bury me alive, eating at my flesh.
I leave a pair of high-heels
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:43 pm
I put on the high heels and try to walk in them. I stumble, fall, and break my skull against the concrete sidewalk.
I drop moldy cheese.
@Evara Silvaen: You're welcome. =D Just think...one day you could do the same to your own daughter. >=D
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