I don't think I'd ever like to be mary kate or ashley. Knowing that there is at least 200 40 year old guys jacking off to my picture would put a dent in my conscience.
Then again, a hundred screaming fan girls making out with my poster would suck too, so I don't wish I was orlando bloom either...
I kinda like me. BTW this is me about a year ago,

Emo glasses!
That is my blankie underneath my a**, and those are my stuffed dogs. The little one is named Benjamin (Benji fer short) and the one laying down is Mr. Fluffy