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 Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:20 pm
You're a Green Lantern now. That's...new. Is this one of those status quo shakeups that is going to change everything forever, again?
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:22 pm
Nope! Bet with Guy Gardner.
*holds out his hands in front of him and bites his lower lip, concentrating very hard. The touring cast of Broadway, Tony-winning play 'Wicked' appear as Green Lantern constructs, shuffle around a bit and then vanish*
Whaddaya think?
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:23 pm
I'm going to wager a bet that you're finding it hard to make a construct last longer than a minute.
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:23 pm
How'd you know?
*Points a finger at the tables and a green rag wipes them down*
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:24 pm
Because they run on willpower, and you have ADD.
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:25 pm
*the rags vanish and are replaced by a small green baseball team*
Oh, I do not. I'll have you know that I patrolled just like normal today and managed just fine, thank you.
It just took what felt like forEVER.
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:26 pm
Poor Wally, doomed to a world where everything runs at 33 and a third instead of 45.
::leans against the bar and polishes his flute::
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:27 pm
*creates a giant mouth construct that sticks out its tongue at Piper*
Oh, what? Yeah, that was for you. I'm AWESOME at this. What have you done lately?
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:28 pm
Turned Chris into a pet magnet and tongued a God. Nothing much.
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:30 pm
Haha, what? Powell? Pets? Oh that's classic.
Wait. Who're you....
*two green hand constructs appear doing the quotes sign*
"tounging?"
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:30 pm
Loki. But it was a circumstantial French kiss. Totally not my fault. Extenuating circumstances.
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:31 pm
Uh. Huh.
Jeez.
Remember when you were the worldly, responsible one, and I was the crazy one who did screwy things and wound up regretting them?
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:33 pm
Oh please, this is nowhere near as bad as the time you told the Enquirer that Power Girl was having your baby.
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:33 pm
You just had to bring up PowerBabygate, didn't you?
*facepalms with green construct powah*
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:35 pm
It's an easy target. Besides, you know me. I'm looking for a stable relationship. No superpeople. And that includes gods, demigods, new gods, and deities of all kinds. Tomorrow I'm going to apologize to Loki and that'll be that.
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