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 Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:53 pm
Granted, but the cat poops on all your important paperwork and no one believes you.
I wish to rule the world.
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:01 pm
Granted. You now rule the world. Of course people, being the selfish jerks that they are, think you aren't doing as good as a job as they could, and start to revolt. Soon there is war everywhere! With different factions appearing all over the world, tearing it apart in its wake, leaving you the solo survivor of the war, thanks to your magic bunker. So yeah you are all alone in the world now.
But you are still in charge though.
I wish for a jew. That could shot lasers at things that I don't like.
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:49 pm
Now I'm curious do you wish for a Jew or somebody of Hebrew descent. Because I'm HEBREW I know...and shooting lasers is one of my *cough* many...hidden talents. cool
I wish that life were easy like it is in Scott Pilgrim... that says a lot about me right there *facedesk*
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:53 pm
(Note: I meant jewel. I think I combined jewel and gem in my head. And then wrote it.)
Granted. Life is easy like in Scott Pilgrim. Of course you are a minor and lesser character, and you are killed by one of the villains to make a point. And then you turn into change or something. I don't know. I didn't really care about the manga or movie.
I wish for a jewel of ultimate power.
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:17 pm
Granted, you get a Jewel of Ultimate power, sadly you don't know how to unlock the power and use it. On the bright side though it is a very pretty stone that you could potentially get $20 for at a Jeweler.
I wish I had super awesome ninja throwing skills.
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:25 am
granted but if you use any of them with ninja weapons them you will be arrested, I wish for lots of money, that is mine and not taxed
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:03 am
Granted! but in order to get the money you rob a bank, you get arrested.
I wish I could be bothered to help out on the gardening.
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:45 am
Granted. You are now willing to help out with every garden out there. You worked yourself to death trying to make every garden in the world beautiful.
I wish for an octopus on my head.
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:33 pm
granted but it inks up your face constantly causing you to be blind.
I wish for ultimate POWER
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:57 pm
Who says I wasn't using it to collect ink? NO ONE THAT IS WHO!
Granted. You have gained... the power of.... FRIENDSHIP! Everyone is now your friend. But sadly you can't maintain all your friendships and everyone goes to war over the right to spend time with you.
I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner.
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:07 pm
Granted! But since I'm the one granting it, and I don't know what that weiner thing is, I turn you BACK into a lettuce. How you transformed back I do not know.
I wish the only way for you to corrupt my wish is if you give me a Gundam model kit, specifically the Real Grade RX-78-2 Gundam.
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:09 pm
(Note: It is a hotdog. I think)
Granted. You have now been given a Gundam Model Kit. The Real Grade RX-78-2 Gundam of course. You must be so excited! But little do you know that the final piece is missing! Your Gundam is forever incomplete and useless.
I wish that the world was moved slightly one second to the left.
Or if you don't want a challenge.
A hamster.
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Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:19 am
granted the hamster bites you and you fling it into a wall as a reaction and it splats and ruins your wallpaper.
I wish to create life
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Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 12:26 pm
Granted! but you do it via human transmutaion. Since the person you are going to create first is made completely from your imagination, your price to pay is your brain. You lay as a bloody mess on the floor, with a dead, half human thing in your living room.
I wish that I got the final peice to that gundam kit that Draco gave me.
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Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 1:09 pm
Granted but someone stole your gundam kit while you were getting the final piece so now all you have is that one single piece.
I wish the world was my playground
((ooc: was that ok? first attempt))
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