Welcome to Gaia! ::

*Ran/flew like heck, harnessed power of Grandpa Smedry to arrive late to the attack zone*
Killer, you forgot the walrus... Being a nonliving construct, it is "alive" still... AND VERY MAD THAT YOU BROKE ITS BUKKIT!
AND I JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE A GOD OF WEIRDNESS! MUAHAHA! *shameless self-godmodding. Not hurting anyone... Just trying to be awesome.*
Really Awesome Defense+Really Awesome Attack=0
*dumps bucket of holy water on everyone's faces, and turns the ghosts. While scared easily, he is actually fighting via computer. Therefore, he doesn't see them.*
ACTIVATE OWN MYSTIC ARTE!
Types in "ACTIVATE OWN MYSTIC ARTE!". His plan is going very well. Of course, he doesn't have a plan. He recasts Really Awesome Defense on himself. Normally it would block and reflect attacks, but it can't reflect anything of that magnitude. Still, he could shamelessly godmod himself. He takes a potato chip... And eats it! And refers to himself in the third person! And lampshades the referral to himself in the third person! And reads some TVTropes! And types this post! And spams short series of words, like this! He does that... Like a boss!
*summon epic shield and pummel everything with dragons/angels/lazors/hadouken/cake/Portal 2/Rei Replicas/D'Arvits/SPARTAAAAAAs/Ash's Pikachu.*
Alternatively, I propose a draw, since neither of us will admit defeat!

I really need to read Naruto one of these days...

You should read it, Azura. Is interesting.

So what's so special about this "Ash's Pikachu" thing? Is it an epic pikachu?

I'm proud of you guys! An entire page in one night (on my side)! Free cake and/or rum for all! I would have posted this earlier, but my mom seems to enjoy turning the interwebs off whenever I'm posting.


Of course you are! I'm just messing with you!
Actually, I have. They're good. Remember that part in Atlantis Complex when-

*Dodges falling people while still flying*

I give up trying to understand.

Note to self, get better anti-shenanigans shield.

I am trying to remember where I saw it, but yea I definitely saw it before. Sorry man.

Its good you keep up to your work. Read as much as you possibly can!!!!

Cink, that makes about as much sense as a cat beating a cow in cards.

But a cat can beat a cow at cards! D: Why won't they believe me?

I don't believe you because that cow is pretty darn good at playing cards. Never heard of this cat before in my life.