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 Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:09 pm
Nora Thorsen Clothes optional?
Baptism= Skinny Dipping?
Not skinny dipping.
[Licks lips.] Not skinny dipping at all. (Brown chicken BROWN COW.)
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:09 pm
Oh! Hey look its Mr. Creepy Guy! HI MR. CREEPY GUY!!!!
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:10 pm
Cryovix Oh! Hey look its Mr. Creepy Guy! HI MR. CREEPY GUY!!!!
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:12 pm
-As a reflex I draw my Desert Eagle and implants two rounds in Hael's head. One for each eye. Another in his heart and for good measure unloads the rest on his crotch. All hollow points-
Wait.....damn sorry I thought I was looking upon the visage of a demon of sorts and I impulsively shot to kill. I hope his next of kin will be alright with a closed casket funeral.
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:16 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:19 pm
Cryovix -As a reflex I draw my Desert Eagle and implants two rounds in Hael's-
I AM THE HAELSTROM FIST, you say the whole thing, "The-Hael-strom-Fist," "The-Hael-"
[Adjusts tie.] Also, Dead Ringer Spywatch, Team Fortress 2. McDonalds. Face.
[CRYOVIX'S MORALE HAS FALLEN!]
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:24 pm
-Shrugs still holding his smoking gun- Hey like I said it was impulse. You think I have your full name programmed for impulse? If I'd said your whole name it would have looked like I did it on purpose. Then I be blamed for murder and aggravated assault. -Points at his missing crotch reason- Crimes against humanity and a bunch of other BS. No now I can safely say I was scared and in a moment of weakness destroyed your entire body with a handgun. See my point?
Edit: -Loses morale.......and reloads gun in order to escape.-
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:27 pm
C'mon, Hael. He obviously doesn't understand Justice. You should come play with me, dear. We can show each other what true justice is.
... Now where did my clothes go? sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:28 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:29 pm
Nora Thorsen You should come play with me, dear. We can show each other what true justice is.
... Now where did my clothes go? sweatdrop -Suddenly as a camera in hand and takes a couple hundred pictures from all different angles and then runs away.- Ah Justice is sweet.
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:33 pm
I then got back up and began to re-explain the situation, all the while actually utilizing my third Ninja Gaiden II NES-style Shadow Clown to continue speaking so I could go off and punish Nora in perverse ways via an alternate time-line much like our own albeit moving at a far slower pace. Right before I returned, I snapped into a Slim Jim, and then as I returned, I placed Japan's crazy-a** giant Gundam statue, lights turned on and all, directly behind you so even if the grenades exploding don't shrapnel-storm your entire body to death as well as skewer your p***s - - posing the question "Where is your god and/or general philosophy on life now?" as I proceed to suckle on the flavored beef jerky succulently. Truly my apologies for the confusion.
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:34 pm
-Looks over previous posts.- Huh.....somehow I became a jackass in the previous couple of days.....right sorry for that. Anyone want a cookie?
-Has plate of cookies that get left on a table for people.- YAY COOKIES!!!! -nomnom-
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:34 pm
Cryovix Nora Thorsen You should come play with me, dear. We can show each other what true justice is.
... Now where did my clothes go? sweatdrop -Suddenly as a camera in hand and takes a couple hundred pictures from all different angles and then runs away.- Ah Justice is sweet. 
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:41 pm
-Watches explanation intently.- So that would mean that right about now......-EXPLOSIVELASERBEAMUBERDEATHSHRAPNELBOMBDOOM....pauses to play epic mortal combat theme song.....AGONYRAPECUTTINGDISINTEGRATIONFIRE!!!!!!-
-Several moments of silence-...........
-Regenerates from ashes- That was an interesting experience.....Cookie? -Points at plate of cookies- YAY!!!!!!! -nomnom- ^.^
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:44 pm
You jerks are impossible to follow.
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