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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:31 am
*Bat-Mask enters the Bistro. He grabs a beer, and narrows his eyes at his fellow patrons.*
Piper. Buddy. Any particular reason you're sneakin' around and tryna bust my balls? I mean, I've never had anything against you, personally. So . . . what's up?
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:32 am
*The squirrels being chittering noisily again and fan out to circle Black Mask.*
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:34 am
I hope you little runts realize that squirrle hunting is copacetic here. Think there's enough of you to make a decent meal. So . . . yeah. Hassle someone else.
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:34 am
::leans a hand on the stage and tilts his head at Black Mask::
Because drug peddlers are the lowest scum in the pecking order, Romie. Drugs are a tool of the laziest of the rich fat cats who want to peck the bones of the poorest and the least-educated rather than do the work an honest living would require.
So I prodded your business a little bit. I'm one of the good guys. I'll do that if I feel like it.
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:38 am
These squirrels are not the species that you want to be ******** with. They tracked me across three hundred worlds.
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:40 am
Wait. You? A good guy? Since when was this?
Anyway. If it wasn't me selling it, it'd be someone else. I mean, sure, drugs are dirty business. But they work. They turn a fast, hard profit . . . and in the process, they destroy the lives of people I don't REALLY like anyway.
Speaking of which. *Mask paused for a moment, and tossed a packet at Piper.* Have a hit on me evil
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:41 am
You son of a-
::slides off the stage and shoves the packet back at Black Mask::
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:43 am
*Roman shrugs and takes the packet back.*
Look at the bright side. At least I'm not trying to blow your head off.
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:44 am
*Cracks his knuckles.*
I say we go Stonewall on him.
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:44 am
Only warning, Sionis. You start bringing your filth in here and I will make sure you regret it. You're worse than Luthor. You're the gum Luthor scrapes off his shoes and throws in the trash.
::Crosses his arms in front of him and glares::
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:48 am
Really, Squirrle Boy? I'm not doing anything illegal. Immoral, perhaps, but ultimately, people have to CHOOSE to buy the things I sell.
That goes for you, too, Piper. You can't really stop me from making a living. I mean, you can TRY, but I think my friends are bigger and badder than you and your friends.
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:49 am
*Laughs*
Illegal? What the ******** do I know from illegal?
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:51 am
Well, then. Back up out of my skull, and let me have my beer.
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:55 am
We'll see about that, Mask. We'll see.
::strolls back over to the stage::
I thought I'd play a song...
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:06 am
Yeah. Sounds like my cue to head for Wormwood's. Your singing's worse'n . . . your opinion of me mrgreen
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