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 Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:24 pm
*"Batman" walks in. Once again, he shows the wear and tear oif a hard night's work. There's no blood on his costume, but he's still been in an obvious and undue amount of fights.*
*He grins sadistically, as he checks his utility belt. One pouch in particular. Just to make sure it's still there.*
I really should have handed this off to Deadshot. He could have nailed her with a dart gun. Still. I'll get her. Soon as I can find her . . .
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:24 pm
Are they now. I'm sure that's why my husband will not let me into bed because they insist on joining us and curling up in very awkward places. See those four? They aren't even Earth squirrels. The ones with violet fur and antennae.
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:26 pm
I am having so many conflicted emotions right now it is not even funny.
::pours a couple shots of the UV vodka and passes one to Other Piper::
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:27 pm
>POP!<
Squirrely! Long time no see!
Wait. You're not Squirrley. She's more masculine than you are. WHO ARE YOU, MAN?!?
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:27 pm
*The squirrels turn as one and start chittering nastily at "Batman."
*Facepalm*
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:28 pm
*takes a shot*
Personally I am a fan of rodents.
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:28 pm
Wade T. Wilson >POP!<
Squirrely! Long time no see!
Wait. You're not Squirrley. She's more masculine than you are. WHO ARE YOU, MAN?!?
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:32 pm
I'm Deadpool! Squirrel Girl's best buddy! The Batman to her Robin! The . . .
Ohh. I can't sell this. But the Network decided it'd be funny to make her my new co-host.
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:34 pm
::knocks back the shot and pours himself and Piper 2: Electric Boogaloo another one::
So, other me, do you have better luck with men than I do?
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:35 pm
Oh wait. I know who you are. You're with that chickenhawk with the glowing eye who hides his feet behind rocks all the time.
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:36 pm
Hey, buddy. Get your rodents under control, before I decide to use 'em as target practice, capice?
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:37 pm
. . . what's a chickenhawk?
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:38 pm
*shakes his head regrettably*
As far as I can tell we're the same up to this flash thing that was mentioned. from then we've had the same experiences love life included.
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:39 pm
*The squirrels eyes glimmer with menace.*
I wouldn't do that, hockey pads.
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:40 pm
Hey, I NEVER had a thing with the Flash-oh...you mean the green flash of light. Never mind, carry on...
::waves a hand and knocks back his second shot::
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