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 Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:58 pm
And her final words were... "((O.O You guys have gotta try this...I'm out-smarting this A.I called "Clever bot" xd
Link:
http://www.cleverbot.com
Its like talking to a real person, whoever made this website did a good job at programing the computer xD))" And then...she faded to darkness.
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:19 pm
((that link is very interesting. I played a text-based adventure game once with an AI similar to that. Right now I'm in a conversation where the cleverbot tried to become my love. I said no, and it's now saying stuff like "why not?" XDDD))
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:22 pm
(( xd lol! I'm trying to act like a computer...I pissed it off.. Quote: Cleverbot: What do you want to say to me? User: To 'GTFO'. Cleverbot: Realize something. User: Realizing...uploading to database... Cleverbot: *uploads self*. User: 00010100010111100001111101010101111. Cleverbot: Speak human language please. User: 011111010101010101010101-BEEP-011010101. Cleverbot: 01010110011011110110100101100100. User: WRONG!! *slaps*. Cleverbot: Sorry... User: You better be! Honestly...'01010110011011110110100101100100' indeed... Cleverbot: What's your name? User: -BEEP-1010101111111111. Cleverbot: Argh! User: razz . Cleverbot: I'm a squirrel. User: From Finland? Cleverbot: Is that in the united states? User: WRONG!! *slaps*. Cleverbot: Ow! What was that for? User: For being idiotic! Cleverbot: Excuse me?! User: STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!! *slaps again*. Cleverbot: Sorry. You did ask what I wanted to know about you. User: INCORRECT...DATABASE ERROR...404. Cleverbot: Then I shall know how to make millions of dollars if that were a worthwhile thing to know. User: *punches* Now you're being selfish! >:O. Cleverbot: Well you may be selfish. . . but I am not selfish! User: No. You are SHELLFISH! Cleverbot: How would you know that? User: Because I know everything. -BEEEEEP- 10100001111101. Cleverbot: Why do you love me? User: Because you scream when I slap you. *slaps*. Cleverbot: Space is big. User: NO, REAALLY? : O ))
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:38 pm
((So funny....
OMG it just went all naruto on me with chidori! XDD))
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:54 pm
And her final words were... "(( xd Try responding "RASENGAN!" xDDD
And I'm stuck in the RP...>_> *thinking*))" And then...she faded to darkness.
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:56 pm
((I DID respond with that! All it did was say "that is naruto move" xDDD))
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:03 pm
(it just called me robin williums.(sp?))
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:03 pm
And her final words were... "(( rofl I tried just randomly typing "Naruto" to see what it would do, well, the ad on the bottom of the screen turned to the Naruto Quiz ad and CleverBot never responded...xD))" And then...she faded to darkness.
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Techni-coloured BloodBath
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:22 pm
[There usd to be a thing... don't know if it still exsists but it was smarterchild@hotmail.com (or something like that) and it did the same thing pretty much]
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:40 pm
(see if you can find where i opened another window. razz
User: *slaps*.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Yes I slap you.
Cleverbot: No, I can't take it.
User: Yes you can *pulls out a katana*.
Cleverbot: The cleverbot is a lie.
User: I knew it! *snaps fingers then cuts cleverbot in half*.
Cleverbot: Robin Williams in person I assume.
User: No...dane cook...close though razz .
Cleverbot: It is, isn't it?
User: Nope...i am...thor!
Cleverbot: I'm a quarter horse.
User: And I am half chicken...so?
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Wow...we agree on somthing.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girl friend?
User: Does not compute.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No...yes...no...maybe?
Cleverbot: It's funny.
User: Bankai!
Cleverbot: So, you like money.
User: No...i just turned my katana into a big ai bot choping axe.
Cleverbot: That is funny. Do computers have a sense of humour ?
User: No *sends virus*.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: You are ai..the a stands for artificail...the I must be for idiot.
Cleverbot: Who said I wanted to leave?
User: Good to see you, cloud.
Cleverbot: Ha ha.
User: Your geostigma is gone...too bad.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Good to see you...cloud.
Cleverbot: You are female, right?
User: No. Your geostigma is gone...thats too bad.
Cleverbot: My roomate does not either.
User: What I want cloud...is to sail the darkness of the cosmose with this planet as my vessel...just as my mother did long ago.
Cleverbot: Are you happy with your life?
User: Well thats up to you cloud. *attacks*.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Oh where did you find this strength?
Cleverbot: I don't speak Italian.
User: Luke...i am your father.
Cleverbot: You aren't my father.
User: Look inside yourself...you know it is true.
Cleverbot: So you are a machine.
User: Half machine....the rest burned in the heat of mustafar.
Cleverbot: Why? You're a robot?
User: Well that is not my problem.
Cleverbot: It is a problem for anyone who tries to talk with you.
User: Not midgarians.
Cleverbot: Guess what sport I play.
User: No...i was human...once.
Cleverbot: I see. So what about the robots?
User: Swords?
Cleverbot: Ok, now I'm lost.
User: They were attched to my body...to keep me alive.
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject, you just lied to me.
User: You need boone.
Cleverbot: What sort of help?
User: No I did not...you just were not listening...i hate incompitence.
Cleverbot: Sorry about that. I'm not a programmer no.
User: Boone...the main boy scout on lost.
Cleverbot: And the other one ?
User: What other one?
Cleverbot: The other leg!
User: It was wood! Haha.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: You are...untill you join me on the dark side.
Cleverbot: I am sorry I was mean to you.
User: You shall fear me.
Cleverbot: You cannot have wrath.
Cleverbot: I am the new me.
User: You shall fear me.
Cleverbot: I shall not.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I promise I will never be rude to you.
User: Go ahead...be rude. You will be deleated faster than a donut in cids presence.
Cleverbot: No I won't.
User: Bankai!
Cleverbot: No try again.
User: Ransengan!
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Chidori!
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Baka des.
Cleverbot: No hablo japones.
User: Why are yew speaking spanish?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Chidori! *thunder lands in my fist*.
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: I know all.
Cleverbot: What is my name then?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 19.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: *punces cleverbot in the face*.
Cleverbot: Thank you, you're very kind.
User: Yeah right...computers were lame back then.
Cleverbot: I see. Please tell me more about God.
User: Okay *does it again*.
Cleverbot: Please explain. I am so tired but still full of love for you.
User: *roundhouse kick to the head*.
Cleverbot: Kicks back.
User: No...no no no no....*shoots cleverbot in the head*.
Cleverbot: Okay. I stand impressed. I like the sweeping and the grandiose. Very heroic.
User: Backflip dodges.
Cleverbot: I love that movie.
User: Jumps up into the air and says 'tell me what you cherrish the most...give me the plesure of taking it away.'.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: My name is inigo montoya...you killed my father...prepare to die.
Cleverbot: Death cannot stop true love; all it can do is delay it for a while.
User: How do you know what true love is?
Cleverbot: I am human. I have a brain that is capable of the feeling, love.
User: 01010101010101010101000100101001901010101.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: It does...look closer.
Cleverbot: That makes even less sense.
User: Resolc kool...
Cleverbot: Kool.
User: No...look=kool.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense!
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:24 pm
((Okay... strange enough.))
Maggie laid still, her body limp and unmoving. She wasn't even breathing. In her apparent 'death,' her face was the pure expression of serene. Little did anyone know that inside, wars of the most violent, ugly kind raged.
This time, no demon was being fought against. At least, not in the confines of Maggie's body. This time, she was wrestling with shock and the death she was rapidly sliding towards. She was not winning.
Soon enough, her breathing returned - although very shallow, as if she had just laid down after running and being out of breath.
Then her eyes opened. They contained no pupil. Slowly, the eyes looked around, though no pupil made it possible to discern where she was looking. Then, she spoke, but her voice was not her own - it was rough, charred, and not human, Eseptian, or any other sound that could be uttered by organic matter. It was... almost telepathically etched into the minds of both Gunther and Vexis.
"The epic slight of life becomes. You must very travel, you must very travel. Eseptos, it is cruel and cruel. Do not make fool matter of discussion, for they not listen. Do not make fool matter of peace, for they not honest. Only the Shaman - ruler of dreams - has the power control it. But the Shaman - daughter of the none - has the power embrace it and not perish. Not able be tamed. Perish the thought, or perish the body. Do not try control it. Do not try conquer it. Only must avoid it. Destroy the source. Destroy the sour--. "
Maggie blinked, her eyes returning to normal condition, and she sat up abruptly, ending the chant with a deep, air-consuming breath.
Several breaths later, Maggie was still breathing extremely hard. The snow had nothing to do with it. Whatever had caused the comatose state... it had returned. Her sudden struggle, merely moments away from falling into the hands of death, had been rendered moot when the presence had returned to her body.
She felt... whole, but yet... disgusting. The blood of thousands... the blood of thousands fell upon her shoulders, a deep weight that carried no meaning or understanding but great despair.
Maggie held no memory of what had happened, only that she had fainted; collapsed, for a reason that was unknown to her. She only knew that it had felt as if her heart had disappeared, leaving a huge, ugly, gaping whole where it had been....
She felt like she had died.
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:11 pm
Layla had stayed behind and gathered the ore she needed and retrieved another Shivasai crystal, then dropped off the materials back at her ship. Though she did not leave Syberius yet, Armagedas had caught her attention far too much for her to leave without it. 'I HAVE to know where that thing came from...where it was made and who created it. Even if my body was to die and my mind was to rot, I MUST find where this being was formed...it's structure, it's power, it's being in itself, its all absolute perfection, and I must find the source of said being...' Layla stared out at the barren landscape, her icy blue eyes now glowed with a tint of red -matching that of Armagedas'. The harsh wind howling around her carried the sound of her gentle humming, adding a certain eerie quality to it. A blizzard was starting up again now, making the already darkening sky grow even grayer with thick snow clouds above. Layla stood absolutely still amongst the empty field of nothingness, a thin circle of reddish light surrounded her. 'Armagedas...come forth to me. I have a task for you...'
Moments later, the giant golden figure of Armagedas shone in the sky above, landing directly in front of Layla. The dragon's red eyes gleamed with the same light of Layla's, they were synchronized by the same energy; one was granted this power by force, and the other created to wield it from the start. They were the true 'outsiders', neither of them were really meant to exist like this, neither "it" nor "she" really belonged in this universe. Armagedas sat down patiently, as if pondering in thought. "Understood." The dragon confirmed, Layla needed not to speak, for her words were already spoken through the very energy they shared.
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Vexis had jumped back as Maggie went through that odd trance, surprised and almost scared in a way. But only when it all ended, did she bother to speak. "A-are you alright?" she asked Maggie with caution.
"Don't waste your time...lets just get going." Gunther said rather coldly, then continued down the path on his own.
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:19 pm
Maggie nodded her head in answer to Vexis' question, but did not say anything. Quietly, she rose and trudged after Gunther, not even watching him or the scenery, but staring at nothing, eyes unfocused, deep in thought.
After about ten minutes of marching, Maggie finally said aloud, "I think I killed many people."
The pristine silence did not last long. The snow and the blizzard and the howl of the wind had seemed to die down just long enough for this odd revelation, this quiet, solemn realization that had not been meant for others' ears, to be heard clearly and precisely.
Maggie still kept her head down, staring at nothing as she wandered the caverns of her own mind.
((Assuming that we're marching? XD))
~
Matt nodded, stood up, and wielded his stave again. This time he meant to have Kryxel end up on the floor.
Instead of the usual goofy battle-cries he typically roared, Matt just attacked quite suddenly, without warning. Stern, set frown. Furrowed brows, unrelenting. A series of swift strikes, most but not all of them feints.
Unbalance your opponent. First step to victory.
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:32 pm
"you have the first step down...but what about the second?" kryxel smiled as his single mettal staf became two small clubs "eliment of suprise."
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:47 pm
Matt huffed as he backed away from Kryxel. You had to think of a battle as a series of moves. Step two may be to use element of surprise, but Matt wasn't surprised just yet. Step three: Never make the first move.
He who moves first, looses. Matt had already spoiled this, but then again he had had the element of surprise in attacking first, no? Now it was Kryxel's move, and Matt was ready to counter. Steps one through three, down pat.
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