Virgil_Ex
-bursts forth from the surf and devours thread before disappearing back into the depths-
NEXT WEEK IS SHARK WEEK! ******** YEAH! scream
Adventures in Looking For a Babysitter:
-Zenos and Sakuya knock on random door and a numeros comes out-Sakuya: Would you be willing t-
Numeros: That's a cute little kid ya got there, kin I have 'em?
-reached out to touch Zenon-Zenos: -blinks- No, no you may not.
-steps just out of reach, hands off kid to Sakuya- Bad underling, bad.
-smacks the back of his hand--keeps going door to door, each worse than the last, arrive at last one-Zenos: This is all your fault, by the way.
Sakuya: MY fault? What about this it MY fault!?
Zenos: You're the one that got pregnant.
-sassy gay guy look of disapproval-Sakuya: What?!
Zenos: -mocking Sakuya- "Come on, just one more time!" I wanted to sleep!
Sakuya: -balls her hand into a fist- Ooooh, if I-
-the last Numeros -finally opens the door and their whispers cease-Numeros: What?
Sakuya: Would you be willing to watch our son for a while?
Numeros: Sure.
-takes Zenon, starts to retreat into the room- I'm gonna make you into a nice fancy stew.
-Zenos and Sakuya exchange looks and a struggle ensues which ends up with them walking back down the hallway looking distressed-Zenos: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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