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 Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:14 pm
Don't worry folks, the show isn't over yet!
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:23 pm
[PWG] Ruin_x Warriors massive no sell causes Flair to fall back, however he gets back up right away and chops 3 more times. "WOO WOO WOO!!!!" The chops connect to Warrior's oily pecs as he screams in roid rage and pain. He attempts to pick up Flair for the same old Back Body Drop spot Flair's been doing for 30 years.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:25 pm
Flair falls on his back.... AND IS BUSTED OPEN!
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:27 pm
Warrior begins to do the same raise the roof taunts as he already exhausted his basic moveset on the vicious clotheslines.
Unexpectedly, a young man in a tuxedo walks to the ring with a microphone.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages. We proudly present to you - Warrior vs Flair's Roid Rage vs Road Rage 2 out of 3 Round Challenge!
A girl in a bikini walks the ring apron holding up a sign that says "Round One".
Warrior grabs the ropes again and shakes them to demonstrate his roid rage.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:29 pm
Flair gets up, face bloody, and points to the titantron "WOO WOO WOO!". As he's WOOing crazily he's also jumping up and down. This is seen on the titantron.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:33 pm
Ric Flair has won round number one.No fans cheer or boo. The bikini girl walks the apron with a sign that now says "Round Two". Warrior runs in circles around the ring, knocking over ringside employees with decapitating clotheslines and screaming at the top of his lungs before kicking over the announce table. He begins screaming jibberish about other planets as the arena lights darken. This plays on the Titantron as Warrior continues screaming and clotheslining with authority.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:39 pm
Ric Flair picks up his piece of scrap metal and climbs the top rope. He jumps off the top rope with the metal under him, kind of like a toboggan, and slams into a camera man. He thrashes on the ground holding his back, screaming "WOO!" all the while.
Announcer: Oh no! I think the plane is trying to finish what it started so many years ago!
After a few minutes of Flair flopping on the ground he gets up, hair reddened by his blood and body reddened by well... You know. He angrily attacks the camera man and applies a figure four leglock.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:46 pm
Not one to be one-upped, Warrior hits the Gorilla Press Slam on the announcer to demonstrate his roid rage, ending before the third round starts. Picking up the microphone, Warrior rasps into it:
"So you see, Little Warrior, the son of Jupiter, born on the third day of the planetary cycle of war comes to win the Roid Rage vs Road Rage 2 out of 3 round Challenge. But Flair! I'm not finished with your white man a**! White men enslaved my people, gave us diseases, and took our land! I'm going to enslave your a** when I..."
Warrior trails off, dropping the microphone before digging in his tights and pulling out a ring.
Commentary - Does he keep that next to the oil!?
He gets on one knee and looks up to Flair, his eyes still bloodshot and his muscles flexed.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:48 pm
Flair slides into the ring and points at the ring. (Yeah, that's right). He jumps up and down screaming WOO! WOO! and puts the ring on his finger. As he kisses warrior David Flair comes down to celebrate.
Announcer: I guess they're married! Bah Gawd! They say Ric Flair has done it all but...
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:56 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:56 pm
In a fit of happy roid rage, Warrior hits a Gorilla Press Slam on Flair, mortally wounding him before laying the chunk of the plane next to him.
He turns to David and puts him in a Sleeper that the ref ruled an illegal chokehold, fatally wounding him also. Warrior lays his $300 action figure that never sold on eBay next to David, seemingly in an act of repentance.
Warrior ends it by hanging himself by a tassle on the turnbuckle.
The announcer wakes up and sees the carnage around him.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the results of tonight's match has been ruled a double murder suicide. However, the Gauntlet must continue..."
Norman Smiley walks to the ring wearing his helmet, leftover from WCW, as a mild pop comes from the fan for Screamin' Norman.
Norman waits in the ring for his opponent. Finally, Whatever by Our Lady Peace plays throughout the arena as the fans begin to go wild for Chris Benoit. After a solid minute of noone showing up the ring announcer speaks.
"Due to no-show, Norman Smiley is ruled the winner of the Gauntlet of... err... Legends."
Norman raises his hands to his face as he wiggles his pelvis and girates around the ring before picking up David and performing The Wiggle before leaving.
JR - Bah gawd, Smiley ran the gauntlet! Smiley ran the gauntlet!
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:58 pm
surprised controversy!
I mean, NORMAN SMILEY WINNING?! That's the most controversial thing ever!
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:01 am
i'm guessing MQ was having a go at chris benoit
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:02 am
spectre of dark harli i'm guessing MQ was having a go at chris benoit Something like that...
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:03 am
[PWG] Ruin_x spectre of dark harli i'm guessing MQ was having a go at chris benoit Something like that... lol but its not funny confused
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