1. It's camoflauge ********. Mind your own business.
2. The sloth has razor sharp claws on its fingers, and would be the world's most deadliest predator, if the world slowed way the ******** down.
3. Like a tiny insect Armageddon consisting of seven day's worth of sloth urine.
4. The sloth is a relative of the anteater and the aardvark. Science isn't sure how they became relatives, but they're sure that it involved a kinky night with an elephant. And a rattlesnake.
5. If you're having a stressed out day, remember the sloth. They don't do s**t, and haven't gone extinct. I am sure you can afford to take a nap.
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