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 Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:36 pm
By this time, Warrior is up and breathing heavily. The paint on his face is askew and his eyes are bloodshot.
He immediately runs forward and attempts a Lariat. If successful, he will repeat about 5 times as the fans continue to not give a s**t.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:37 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:37 pm
The ref flops around after the hit.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:39 pm
Macho is focused on his downed 'opponent'. He climbs the ropes once more, thinking that Warrior is actually just the ref strung out on heroine, cause Macho knows a thing or two about heroine. He delivers the top rope elbow drop to the ref and goes for a pin.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:40 pm
Confused, Warrior gets down and counts the pin on the ref, but the strong willed referee kicks out at two.
Enfuriated, Warrior shakes and breaks another rope as the team gets to work fixing it.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:45 pm
Randy Savage can't believe that Warrior had the nerve to kick out! Rubbing his elbow he says "I can't believe I spent 10,000 years as Intercontinental Champion for this!". As the words leave his mouth, the referee gets a roll up pin, with Warrior pinning 1-2-3.
"BROTHER! YOUR FIGHT ISN'T OVER YET!"
*Cliffhanger*
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:48 pm
Warrior paces the ring, doing his taunt for the Gorilla Press Slam by raising the roof. He yells for the audience to raise the roof, but some guy holds up a sign for Sonjay Dutt.
Warrior begins doing an Indian dance in celebration, flexing his muscles and pulling a bottle of baby oil out of his tights and rubbing his pecs.
Commentary - Why the hell is that in his tights?
Warrior throws his hair back as the video turns slow motion before finally picking up as Warrior begins leaving the ring...
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:52 pm
A guitar riff plays as Hogan walks out onto the ramp.
"Where do you think you're going, Brother!? The hulkster isn't done with you! Hulkamania is going to run wild on-"
As Hulk is talking, his cellphone cuts him off. "What? THEY'RE ONLY PAYING ME 300,000,000 GOLD FOR THIS?! I DON'T EVEN USE GAIAONLINE, BROTHER! Since I have some personal issues here, I'll give them some extra Hulk time!"
Hulk then begins to taunt, and halfway to cupping his ear, he goes back to his cellphone "Tell them they owe me 5,000$ for that!" and struts out of the arena.
As Hulk is leaving, Warrior does a 10 count, and wins by countout.
"Woo!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:54 pm
"You are nothing but a normal, you don't deserve to breathe the same air that I and Hulk Hogan do. Hulk Hogan, I must ask you now as you asked me, do you Hulk Hogan want your ideas, your beliefs to live forever? For Hulk Hogan in this normal world, physically none of us can live forever. But the places you have taken the Hulkamaniacs, the ideas and beliefs that you have given them can live through me Hulk Hogan. That is why I breathe, that is why the Warriors have come. Hulk Hogan there are ones that question where you are taking them. Do you no longer want to walk or step into that darkness? Hulk Hogan that darkness I speak of is nothing of fear. It is about the beliefs...of accepting any and all challenges at the cost of losing everything Hulk Hogan. You have lived Hulk Hogan for the last five Wrestlemanias for this one belief. Now Hulk Hogan, I come to take what you believe in, further then you ever could. I come Hulk Hogan, not to destroy the Hulkamaniacs and Hulkamania. I come Hulk Hogan to bring the Warriors and Hulkamaniacs together as one as we Hulk Hogan except all the challenges with all the strength of the Warriors and Hulkamaniacs together. Hulk Hogan the colors of the Hulkamaniacs are coming through the pores of my skin...and Hulk Hogan when we meet Hulk Hogan, I will look at you and you will realize then that I have come to do no one no harm, but only Hulk Hogan to take what we both believe in to places it shall never have been."
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:56 pm
Ric Flair walks out, dragging a piece of scrap metal which is really a piece of the airplane that he crashed in. He pulls it down to the ring and pushes it into the ring, sliding in after.
Announcer: "Well I know he's the dirtiest player in the game but this is a little ******** up..."
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:01 pm
The bell rings again as Warrior is on the third man in the Gauntlet of Legends.
Warrior start by running in place, still raising the roof. He then pulls the needle out of his arm and tries to stab Flair, who uses the scrap metal as a shield.
CLANG!
CLANG!
CLANG!
Sparks fly all over the ring. A stray spark lands on Flair's robe that is outside the ring, instantly igniting it and the ringside table as Warrior continues the attempts to stab Flair with a hypodermic needle.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:02 pm
Flair attempts to block the needle with a chop! "Wooooo!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:03 pm
The chop connects as Warrior no sells, flexing like an a*****e.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:04 pm
Warriors massive no sell causes Flair to fall back, however he gets back up right away and chops 3 more times. "WOO WOO WOO!!!!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:08 pm
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