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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:42 am
I can either give you a delightful placebo, or I can irradiate the bar with an energy distortion that's going to affect everyone. Especially Chris Powell.
Mind you, I do not have any issue with doing either. It's all in the name of SCIENCE.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:47 am
Well darn. You can't even make a love potion?
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:49 am
How is a love potion supposed to activate a chronal shift?! That is patently ridiculous.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:51 am
A love potion would make Superman fall in love with me as he is.. without the anomaly
::Lois sighs::
If only he'd just love me without any anomalies or potions..
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:55 am
So you want me to create a substance that would drug one of my best friends and teammates into loving you in a way that would be against his will.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:58 am
SUPERMAN AND LOIS GET MARRIED! It would be his will.. he just doesn't know that yet. Besides, if you can't help me, perhaps there is another more genius scientist that can. I don't want to be stuck in what is apparently the past. I want to be Mrs. Superman!
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:02 am
I refuse to be party to forcing love on anyone. If you had done your job as a reporter and understood my history, you would see why I would consider such an option repugnant.
Activating some chronal anomalies, however...with the recent activity in the Nexus Heart in the boiler room, it could prove to be an ample course for study of the reactivity of the various Nexus denizens...
::rubs his chin thoughtfully::
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:03 am
Perhaps varigate the wave...see if different wavelengths result in different reality shifts...find out if the result is controllable...
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:08 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:09 am
This will require some preparation.
: surprised pens up a gate and heads out::
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:12 am
Well.. he might not come through. He seems opposed to me being with Superman for some reason.
::Lois rubs her chin thoughtfully::
I might have to figure this out on my own. Surely there is a potion or artifact I can find that will do the trick
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:34 pm
:sits in the rafters, watching::
ninja
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:39 pm
*Slips in from the back and fixes herself some breakfast.*
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 5:20 pm
::Lois eyes the chronal buffer above the bar::
Maybe if I mess with that thing...
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 5:24 pm
*stumbles inside the door and the audience cheers wildly*
Huh? What was that?
*theme music*
A new days begins With people thinking "What trouble will Powell get in?"
That's our Powell!
In noon's light or in the evening Will he start a fight?
That's our Powell!
Early in the morn will he decide to ruin the Cyberdome with porn?
That's our Powell!
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?
That's Our Powell is filmed before a live studio audience.
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