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Vegeta appears:
Vegeta: I'll take revenge for Kakorat............................................................................................................By dating Aeris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream scream scream
Vegeta:*Kidnaps Aeris and then flies off with her in his arm*
Aeris:HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!! gonk gonk gonk
Barret: Don't worry Aeris, I'll save you!
Barret:*Tries to shoot at Vegeta, but had accidently hit Aeris.*
Vegeta:*Notices Aeris wound on her chest.......*
Vegeta: A-Aeris?
Vegeta:*Tries to check her wound, but then got shot by Barret and then lies dead.*
Barret: Don't worry Aeris! I'LL SAVE YOU!!! scream
Barret:* Tries to check her chest, but then got kicked really hard by Donkey from Shrek.*
Barret:*Lies unconscious for hours...*
Donkey:Wow! biggrin
Look Shrek!
Look at this chest! Wow! She's got big....*Got hit by Shrek.*.....Ow! gonk Hey, watcha do that for Shrek?
Shrek: I've told ya Donkey, not ta look at girls [bleep!]
Donkey:Ohhhhhhhhhh surprised ..........Can I at least take a snapshot, and the-*Got punched by Shrek again....*......Oh....OK.....I'll just dream about it.................* Got knocked unconscious for 12 minutes and 32 seconds.*

While Donkey's unconscious....
Donkey: Mmmmmmmm........[Bleep!].......Wow! The Lady's [Bleep!].........*Then wakes up, and take a peek at Aeris' [Bleep!]*
Donkey:Hey, Shrek Look!
These [Bleep!] are huge!
Hey! Had I already told you about her [Bleep!] Man, you should've seen those!
( Doesn't remember about the first time he [Bllllllllllleeeeeeeeep!])
Shrek:*Hits donkey on the head really hard* DONKEY! I'VE ALREADY TOLD YA, NOT TO LOOK AT GIR- eek !
Donkey: Hey, Shrek? Why are you so.....HUH!? surprised eek
Shrek and Donkey:*Looking up at the sky to see a strange purple bean.(Hey, that's not a purple bean?!? That's.....HUH?!?)
Trunks:*Kidnapping Yuffie to go out for a date and take revenge for his father Vegeta.*
Trunk:Muhahahahahaha!!! twisted I gonna force to weak defenseless Ninja Gal!!!Muhahahahahaha!!! twisted
Donkey: Don't worry Ninja Gal, I'll save ya!!! biggrin
*Whistles for Dragon*
Dragon:*Lands for Donkey and Shrek to get on.*
Donkey and Shrek:*Gots on Dragon.*
Dragon:*Chasing after Trunks and tries to rescue Yuffie*
*The battle with Trunks and Dragon begins!*

Shrek:Uhhhhhhhhhh........That's disturbing...........
Donkey: Well, at least we got Ninja Gal!!! blaugh
Donkey: Hey Shrek, she's wounded on her chest! Let's take a look at her-*Dragon uses her tail and tap Donkey really hard on the head and then Shrek gave him a hard slap.*
Shrek: Donkey!!! mad How many times do I have to tell ya, not ta look at girls [bleep!]
Dragon:*Gave a really big huge snort about Donkey's "Inspective" behavior and something personal which even I can't talk about or even tease about.*
Yuffie:Ummmm.....Uhhhhhhhh.........* Then wakes up to find Shrek, Donkey and Dragon doing a [bleep] search on her.*

*2nd Audition for the FFVII crew*

Cloud: *Goku* "If it's Sephiroth were talking about, it isn't for the planet *rides away on the Nimbus Cloud*"

Tifa: *SuperGirl* "So you DID forget Cloud *super slap*"

Barret: *Rocky* "The planet's dying Cloud! *punch*"

Aeris: *Britney* "Wanna buy a flower? *sexy move*"

Red XII: *Superman's dog* "*bark**bark**bark* *super bite*"

Yuffie: *A chemical scientist* "I'm a materia hunter. Did you knwo that the chemical proportions of materia are..."

Cid: *A train driver* "Sit your Goddamn a** down and drink your damn tea! *choo choo*"

Vincent: *A goddamn mugger* "I don't care what you do, so much as the idiotic way you're doing it" *steals someones wallet* ninja

Cait Sith: *The president of the international stuffed doll company (made up)* "I'll stay here and make sure our vending rates do go too high"

*Tom cruise shows up*

Tom: Huh? isn't this the audition for KH 2?

Cid: Screw outer space! I wanna be a subway driver! *gets his first subway drive and crashes the train with thin air*

Boss: CID!! YOU'RE FIRED!! *gets sued by Donald Trump*
Cid: Take that you Goddamn &%$#@%!!!! I'm gonna keep driving trains! *crashes again*

Cid: *makes a ramp with the rails and crashes the train with the roof*

((it's sheera))
Cid: I BLAME YOU SHEERA, BECAUSE I CAN'T DRIVE A SUBWAY TRAIN!!!