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 Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:52 am
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 4:58 pm
This place has fresh flowers on the tables now? Isn't that just the bees knees.
Now I just need those other pesky bachelors to show up so I can interview them!
::Sits::
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:29 pm
*Enters quietly through the skylight.*
*Hides in the shadows of the rafters.*
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:46 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:22 pm
I wonder..
I should try to get Superman to be my valentine!
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:27 pm
No you shouldn't Superman is an Alpha Geek. You need a real man, sweetmeats!
'Sides, if you REALLY wanted to date him, you could just bid on him, right?
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:29 pm
Speaking of bids, you're in the bachelor's auction. Come , let me interview you.
::Lois pats the seat next to her::
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:33 pm
*Clete slithers down a pair of tendrils, and hangs upside-down next to Louis.* Nah, I'm comfortable like this. Ask your questions, and I'll answer 'em.
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:38 pm
Alright. I'm gathering information for potential bidders. I'm going to do an entire segment on the auction for Kapow Action News.
::Lois takes out her notebook and pen::
What are your likes and dislikes, Mr. Kasady?
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:43 pm
likes? Ultra-violence. I'm thee world's greatest and most prolific serial killer, after all. I like to see a lot of things. Most of which probably wouldn't be appropriate to discuss on your show. THe Joker. He's pretty cool. For an old fart.
My dislikes? Orphanages. I hate those places. Spider-Man . . . he's a geek. Eddie Brock's scum. Psychiatrists just annoy the hell out of me.
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:46 pm
Hmm.. yes, I see.
What kind of lady are you looking for?
I've heard you have tentacles..
::coughs nervously::
Shaped like naughty parts. Is this part of your "attracting a female companion" process?
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:55 pm
I'm looking for a lady with the same interests I've got. And I know for a fact that they're out there. There was my babe, Shriek. She loved to see someone eviscerated. I've heard good things about Typhoid Mary. Hell, that Chastity chick woulda been fun, if she hadn't wimped out on the killing factor. *He shrugged.*
*Then he held his hand down, and his blood-red symkbiotic partner started to flow down in a vaguely straight line.* I don't see how this looks like genitalia. I mean, really. If you see something dirty in it, you're dirty minded. My buddy . . . my symbiote does a lot of things. It's a lot like a Lantern ring. Except not. I don't really think about what I need. I want to strangle someone? I got a rope. I decide I want to cut their head off instead? The rope turns into a saw-blade.
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:02 pm
::Lois looks nervous::
Oh, indeed. Most understandable
For my last question, I shall ask what your idea of a perfect date would be.
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:05 pm
Ohh . . . I think I'd like to take my date out for a nice dinner. And kill everyone. Then out to see a movie . . . and kill the rest of the audience. Then back to the Bistro for a nightcap . . . and kill everybody.
I'm really a romantic guy, and a lot of fun!
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:10 pm
Why do you like killing so much anyways?
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