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IT'S TOO QUIET IN THE LAB! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 'LIGHTNING CAPITOL OF THE WORLD' CRAP!?!?! O_o

21 in 6 daaaaayyyyys!
Liver is on mandatory rest until then, :3

Walk in naked. Ain't nobodies gonna ignore that. Except a blind man. And Mack.

If there's one thing I miss about working drive-thru are the babes in jeeps that insist on sitting in the passenger seat with their legs spread on the dashboard.

Btw, the world end's tonight. Or at least the Rapture, anyway. If its the Rapture I believe in, you won't see me again. If it isn't, you'll see me again. So hope its the first one XD

So where are these raptors everyone keeps talking about?

Hi, gaiz! I'm in Heaven. Everything's so cloudy up here. I feel like I'm in a room with Snoop Dogg. Anyway, Heaven's nice and stuff...but there's no TV's. If there's no TV, there's no video game systems. So, yeah, I'm just floating around for fun. I feel like Superman. Well, that's all for now. I'll check back with you cool cats later. Toodles. smile

I didn't want to get into that due to time constraints earlier. Basically, there's no electronic technology here. I had to "ghost" to your realm to get it. It's a complicated process, but doable. You'll learn about it in about 60 years. 3nodding

Actually, I know exactly how the Rapture works. And its nothing about "worthy" people. Just the people who believe in Jesus. He sucks us all up, and then there's the 7 years of Tribulation where the world goes under one super power(China probably) because of the Anti-Christ and stuff. And then, after 7 years, there's a big battle in Armageddon, between the Devil and God. God wins, and Jesus comes to earth to reign for a millenia(1 million years), and then after that he takes everyone back up to heaven and blows up Earth all Hitchhiker's style and blows up the devil and he's no more and then its tra-la-la-la-la for eternity.

Which, when you think about it, eternity is pretty scary. Cause. That's it. Game over. No more levels. No more bosses. Nothing to shoot for. And my greatest fear is dieing before I get to accomplish certain things that I am shooting for.

Btw, a girl stayed in my bed alllllll night and didn't run away and stuff. And we made out and cuddled and since I sleep during the day and am awake at night, I was awake all night watching her sleep against my chest. It was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute! heart No sex, though. So my balls hurt. But that's okay, we'll get there eventually. We're going out. =3

It'll prolly end in a couple weeks, though. So don't get jealous, Mack. Your turn will come soon enough. /nod