Cloud:
ninja ok guys, yall ready to kill Ultimate Weapon?
Barret: You know it little buddy! ok whats the plan?
Cloud:
ninja ok i was up all night with this one...
Tifa: oh yeah lets do this! What ever plan you come up with I'm 100% with it!
Cloud:
twisted ok get this! I get behind him on my hands and knees and you 2 push him!
Barret:
eek ....You've gotta be kidding...
Tifa:
eek I'm 100% not with this plan!
Cloud:
evil I'M THE LEADER AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!!!
Barret: ~sigh~
gonk Oh hell i didnt wanna die today!
Tifa:
crying ok lets get it over with...
Cloud:
ninja *sneaks around behind Ultimate Weapon and gets on all 4's*
Barret & Tifa: ~Gulp~ *while crying from the fear of dieing they Run and push Ultimate Weapon with all their might*
Ultimate Weapon:
eek WHAT THE HELL!? *Starts to stumble backwards and trips over Cloud*
eek OH NOOOOO! *hits the ground and blows up in a huge explosion*
~dust clears~
Barret & Tifa:

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Cloud: *Gets up and dances*
4laugh After Debree Settles And The Dust Gets Swept Off, Cloud Strife Picks Up Where Other Dudes Left Off!!! ALL HALE CLOUD THE ULTIMATE STRATIGEST!!!
Barret & Tifa:

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