To catch up in my currently drunk state:
Darth/Cog/Turnip: You all are saying that your character will fight anybody (I think that's what was said... not positive on that one... Like I said, Drunk).
Even though my character is severely underpowered in comparison (and I would know, seeing as how I read through almost all of both this year's and last year's HoH's) I will stand toe to toe and do my best against anybody that's up for it.
Cog and Turnip are preferred because I think that I'll be meeting Darth in the finals
wink ... Seriously kidding. I'm not that confident. I'm not bad, but only average so far as this tournament is concerned. Still up for a fight, if you are that bent on a random victory over a mentally handicapped character...
Also:
Hael, You got banned for what now? Seems to me that you're holding out on some critical information on the reasoning behind the wielding of the banhammer. Bashing Sonic doesn't seem like it would be enough unless you said something along the lines of "Anybody who likes Sonic obviously takes it up the a** while wishing for a bigger and harder phallic object do be doing the duty" or some s**t along those lines...
I mean, liking those games
is pretty ******** gay, but pointing it out on a bannable website isn't the brightest idea either.
People can get touchy about their childhood heroes.
http://xkcd.com/493/After all...
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