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 Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:32 pm
The hell are you talking about? This is where I keep.....
*whips the door open and grabs something*
MY BIG GUNS!
*holds up her flamethrower*
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:33 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:35 pm
I'm totally evil. Bad to the bone, SuperSweetums...
::Lois lays on the bar in a very evil way::
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:36 pm
Mr Clark J Kent Oh Lois! I'm the real Superman! I would never be evil!Haha! I'm totally evil and your puny powers can never stop me SuperLois!
*Carnage turned back towards Zinda, and narrowed his eyes at the flamethrower.* Right, then. I'll have to let you live, then . . .
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:36 pm
*Orange Lantern Dan continues to follow Superman around*
"Oh ho ho, YEAH I'm evil! So, here's what we do. Free Comic Book Day, 2011. Kids EVERYWHERE clamoring for a copy of your NEW origin story: Superman R.A.P.E.! I think I'll have Winnick write it....
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:36 pm
*Walks out to his bike and rides off*
I'm getting some arkham guards.
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:38 pm
EDITED OUT
::Superobot's programming begins to go haywire a bit due to the fact the Lois is acting evil::
Yes evil! Let's kill everyone!
I didn't program you to do that!
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:40 pm
Yes, lets KILL together, my sweets. I'm so glad you finally threw out that silly "Code" of yours...
::Lois flips her hair back evilly::
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:48 pm
*looks disappointed that she doesn't get to use her big gun*
*starts drawing a bead on Orange Lantern Dan Didio*
This's for Batman: Confidential....
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:49 pm
Lois...I have to tell you the truth.
::Sparks fly from Superobot's joints::
Killkillkillkill....
Quiet you.
::rips off Superobot's head and watches it fall to the floor::
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:51 pm
::Lois brushes off her cape and gets up into Superman's face::
How about I tell YOU something?
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:52 pm
Uh oh. Lois, you have that look in your eyes. Just let me explain.
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:54 pm
No, I think you'd better let ME explain!
::Lois pokes his chest with her index finger::
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:57 pm
"Batman Confidential? Oh yeah, GREAT idea, right?! I thought that one up in the shower. Every morning...."
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:59 pm
*fires a rocket at Dan's big fat head*
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